ben

well this is horrifying. cruelty by design.

Labor Premiers sending out riot police to deal with peaceful protestors need to have a long hard look at how the labour movement earned its place in mainstream politics.

It wasn't tea and scones with the aristocracy.

Strong dad joke energy with all of these

Tones would cheer on an absolute monarchy, let's be honest. 👑

Found it.

You should probably get some aviator sunnies too, just to be sure. 😎

Fabric softener, is it bullshit or a must have?

Option 2 with the longing.

Maybe if you play obnoxiously loud techno from your scooter the bass will drive them away?

It's nuts when you think of the amount of public money (both American and Scottish/British) that is covering security for his private golf trip.

Oof. #couchpeloton

Indeed

"Axel Laurent" is an amazing name for someone who makes a living from entering bicycle races. He gets faster, he Axel Laurents to the finish.... 🚵 #couchpeloton

I reckon the Future Super one is by far the worst.

Bruce Mcaveney's dog has no interest in being part of the segment, let him sleep. #couchpeloton

Agree, I reckon the chicken would be cold by the time it gets to you with all of that faffy process to get through too.

I had the same thought, especially with that pose!

I got the reference but completely forgot the name, thanks!

He was her campaign manager but wasn't there a rumour they were secretly an item too?

It honestly does rule how much we revere a guy who died jerking off

Google Gemini AI reponse to question: "is the pool of the Titanic still full". Answer: "No, the swimming pool on the Titanic is not full of water. The pool is empty due to the ship's sinking and the immense pressure at the depth where the Titanic lies. The pressure would crush any voids within the ship, and the base of the pool cracked as the ship sank, letting out the water".

"No Time to Refill: The crew [of the Titanic] was focussed on evacuating passengers and didn't have time to refill the pool before the ship sank" 🙄 #ai

hahahaha. DJT as Wayne/Garth would probably do the Claudia Schiffer bit from the start of the film but just swapping her out for his own daughter. 🤮

did you use a pumpkin spice mix or just nutmeg / cinnamon etc ? 🎃

Hahaha yes it is, Van Wilder Party Liaison.

Shut up legs! #couchpeloton

Clotheslined. #couchpeloton

LOL.

YouTube video by rct931 Waynes World 2 Del Preston's Ozzy Story

"but sure enough I got the M&Ms and #ozzy went on stage and did a great show"
youtu.be/k_7kg5ZzDZo?...

On one hand it's AI slop but on the other it's funny in this particular case. 🤷‍♂️🕊️ #ozzy

I guess you'd have to be pretty damn high to think that'd be a good combination on a pizza.

Or a cogent or fervent one either!