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Current status: spiraling

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.

There’s a lesson there!

So you’re saying he wasn’t ambitious enough? He’s really a slacker 😂

Pre-mourning your cat’s death is wild. They’re just lying there and you’re bawling your eyes out over them.

Robert Eggers Set For ‘Labyrinth’ Sequel At TriStar Robert Eggers has closed his deal to write and direct a 'Labyrinth' sequel for TriStar and The Jim Henson Company, Deadline has learned.

Nobody panic. Robert Eggers is gonna save us with Werwulf and the Labyrinth Sequel 🙏🏼

I opened a can of ravioli and it exploded all over me. Why have I been forsaken?

Life has not been very hehe haha lately

I’m so fucking ready for the monster movie revival.

pretending I want to leave insta for political reasons and not because I’m not hot enough for that place

a woman is making a funny face in front of a microphone . ALT: a woman is making a funny face in front of a microphone .

Instagram now has a feature that more easily shows what reels your friends liked. I had to quickly go through and unlike all my thirst trap reels before my kinks were revealed to a random number of my friends and family.

Omg i’m so excited for the new #RuneFactory. It looks so much better than the last one

Next time I get the urge to be vulnerable with someone, please just remind me to jump off a bridge. It’ll be a quicker than the slow, painful death of humiliation.

Discovery Cove in Orlando was such a cool experience. Everything was all inclusive and there were so many animals. 10/10 would go again!

Flesh night at the gay bar 🤪

Omg it’s back already. You were right both about YouTube shorts being closer to TikTok and TikTok coming back

I keep forgetting that TikTok is banned so I keep trying to open the app. Please don’t make me use Instagram Reels. I can’t do it.

TikTok is shut down in the US

One of my New Year’s resolution was to try to look more put together. Still working on it.

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

Cold enough in Orlando for a coat 🥶

Me when I realize I need to go touch grass:

Trying to be the office cutie but everyone works remote lol

Happy New Year!

Playing Wingspan tonight so I can crush my friends in the actual game tomorrow.

I accidentally fucked up my life in 2024. This year, I plan on taking control of my life by fucking it up on purpose.

Japan is so beautiful in December.

You can do it! Can’t wait to hear more about your novel 😁

Tryna stay warm and cute
#selfie

I refuse to pay for Spotify when I have perfectly good YouTube Music at home. Anyways, here’s my 2024 knock off Spotify Wrapped 🙃
#childishgambino #epicmusical #charliexcx #chappelroan ##spotifywrapped