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What flavor of fizzy water is this?

Cancer sun, Virgo rising, Sagittarius moon… so I’m feisty and defensive, hyper organized and data driven, and also a cry baby. 🤭

I promise I won’t sit quietly if it’s you. Please don’t turn away if it’s me. Thanks.

Every one of your posts is like a spot of calm in this American chaos in which I live. Thank you.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Thank you for informing me there is an account for daily cephalopod content. My life is now complete!

Anyone else feel a little icky about becoming a spreadsheet lover? Idk how to feel about it.

I’m so happy you’re here

I think December Mondays should hit different.

The dumbest question you have is the one you do not ask.

I’m making pie crust from scratch today. Wish me luck!

Mischievous pair of dog and cat, plotting world domination if they are not fed ASAP.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have hungry babies??

Cook anyway!!

Is it time to feed the baby?

This. Because my brain can hear the LIGHTS in a space, I cannot brain listen to the person speaking to me in line at the grocery store. This applies in literally every situation.

THIS.

All my favorites!! I hope your children enjoy them!

I’ll be right over! 🫖☕️

I need an app that tells me what plant or flower I’m smelling in the air.

Same. It’s taking me a bit of trust to even write THIS comment…

Sunrise yesterday morning

I hardly ever said or commented anything on The Other One, not interested in being replied to the way people do there. Making a change here to be more interactive!

And did they ever find that guy they were looking for that filmed it??

Imagine those sculptures being made today…

I love this season in Oregon. This Indy. He wants me to tell you he knows he’s a good boy!