Jump

Florida needs to go at this point, just hold the whole state under sea level until it stops kicking

One of them is alive, surely

So many of his supporters also know those but they believe God selected this awful man to be the saviour of USA. Our education system has been failing for decades

I'm hopeful that the steam machine will set an optimization goal for PC devs rather than continuing to have every game tuned for the latest $3000 machines. Not every AAA title needs to be the new Crysis

The way Valve is moving, I'm expecting a half-life movie next year with Chris Pratt as the voice of Gordon Freeman

Trump is known to get on his knees when a bill is due

I guess fetterman can't stop falling flat on his face

Tiktok is a real trip sometimes

Something about this video heals my soul

I would want to go home too if I got paid in Reece's pieces

I bet it was hard for Phil to perform with all those puppets around him

Oh boy I can't wait for my AI wife to tell me about her AI day and cook me AI food and tuck me into my AI bed, thanks Sam Altman, by the way my name is Plankton from SpongeBob Squarepants

Oh nice, those PSones with the screen are peak console design

Having a console that plays DVDs has really changed my meal routine. No more scrolling through netflix, just pick the next kids in the hall episode and start eating!

Just got jump scared by RAM prices

My new go-to karaoke song is Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce

I can't believe all the teachers were cool with penis inspection day, like they really didn't care at ALL

It brings me great comfort to know dick cheney lived the last few years of his life in immense pain and discomfort, slowly rotting away in his prison of flesh, being ravaged by his own, darkened heart

- we're building a surveillance state so watch out!

- we have run out of money for the surveillance state please just don't misbehave

- the surveillance state has just unionized against us and we're moving to argentina

Responding to anybody showing me AI videos with "oh wow, buddy, you did that yourself? That's great! We'll put that on the fridge when we get home"

God put his nephew in charge of reality for a while, the kid has no idea what he's doing, playing on his phone all day, posting memes about agartha.

Deities used to perform miracles and feed starving people now they bless forex markets

Trump is expected to sign an executive order which would outlaw wearing your hat to the side, also outlawed in this order: sagging your pants and saying "yo yo yo"

What would you consider a "concerning amount" of chest pain?
Asking for a friend

Sabrina naming her cat Salem is kind of like if I named my cat Waco

The battle between The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Five Iron Frenzy was brutal. Took weeks to clean up all the viscera

Another chance for the admin to defy court orders and dig their grave another foot deeper

Not including handhelds, obv

Wild how Xbox360 went from

- moderately complicated to mod with jtag

to

- maybe the easiest console to mod ever

Within the last couple months

Headline so embarrassing it had to be written by AI

Careening into oncoming traffic at 70 mph
"See, you don't understand my strategy. I'm a laissez-faire driver, I believe less steering will get us there safer"