Nyx Allocer 🔜Chicago 10/16-10/19, CFF

Meme from the Fairly Odd Parents of a man gesturing at what was an empty trophy stand but now has a kinky book cover on it He says "And this is where I'd advertise my lesbian BDSM vampire porn" Then he looks upset and yells "IF I COULD PROCESS PAYMENTS"

Happy Lesbian Day

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.

Real talk, my Patreon accounts for 1/4 of my income and I’m dependent on it. Even $3/month helps and you get to see a LOT of stuff, and a back catalog of things.

wait does this mean there's a chance *I* can cook up a shitpost, couch it in sufficiently glazing language, forward it to the white house, and get it posted in earnest to his truth dot social

I remember trying to explain to people my problem with him and they just weren't getting it

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Wee woo wee woo wee woo hiiiiii

Also Sally deserves better than a Fruity Straight Man who only realizes she exists when she saves his life lmao

I love The Nightmare Before Christmas but it is ABSOLUTELY a movie where the premise is "Never try anything new ever, stay in your lane or you'll literally destroy the natural order of things" and the older and queerer I get the more of a guilty pleasure it is for me lol

Pop culture in 2025 is basically finding a new small local spot called "Blorpo's Y2K Burger Bar and rave" and then finding out Blorpo is owned by a multibillion dollar entertainment conglomerate and gives money to the IDF

I get so angry when I think about how thoroughly we could all—and I do mean ALL—be chilling right now.

a linocut of a capricorn in a confined frame impaled by a harpoon. its head is arched over its back and its tail fills the frame.

The carved block of the same image

“Saturn,” carved way back in 2018.

Isn't it neat how these social media decorum rules only seem to apply in one direction

I'm convinced Twitter broke people's brains and changed how they engaged with online communities and a lot of people are refusing to restructure their understanding

It's very funny because early one I saw literally all the same convos people had about Matsodon happening about Bluesky. People flipping out because they're being asked to tag their posts and use Alt text and considering that being "harassed".

They're acting like this because they want to justify choosing Bluesky purely because it was easier but don't want to just admit it was "easier". The people claiming you get yelled at for not CW'ing eye contact are the same people who post NFSW untagged and actively refuse to use Alt text

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If you think about it, the way ppl live in Pokémon and the way they use their Pokémon is similar to how the flintstones lived with their prehistoric animals

01: There is a woman facing you with a confident expression. She has blond hair, messy twin pigtails, a small angel wing coming off the right side of her head, and a devil horn coming off the left. She has a big angel wing coming off the left side of her back, and a devil wing coming off the right. Her right eye is teal and has an 'X' pattern on the pupil, whereas her right eye is indigo and has a circle pattern on the pupil. She wears a pink neckerchief, and a tight sleeveless top that's blue on the top half and dark purple on the bottom. She also has disconnected sleeves, so her shoulders are still visible. She says "HEY!! It's ME, you're OLD OC. Haven't drawn ME in a while, HAVE YA'?" 02: She puts up her hands in front of her, as if you say 'stop it'. She has big, robotic hands. She says "No no, IT'S OKAY! Let's be real, my design is pretty amateurish HAHA" 03: She turns a bit to the side, and adopts a more sympathetic expression, but keeps looking you in the eyes. She says "But I want you to know that I've been there all this time. I've watched you grow. And you've grown SO much." 04: Closeup of her face as her confident expression returns. She tilts her head and gives you a wink. "Proud of ya', kid."

Panel 1: "SCP: Shen from Shen Comix. Object Class: Euclid". There is a picture of Shen smiling innocently at the camera. He is a short figure in a yellow sweatshirt, with paper white skin and messy brown hair featuring 2 "ahoges" in the middle back, with one smaller than the other. Panel 2: "Special Containment Procedures: He can be contained like a normal guy but just like, don't get him started on early 2000s RPG Maker games, he will talk your ear off." Panel 3: "Surveillance Log 01. 08/10, 1:12PM, 2025. Dr. [Redacted]. Shen has been beckoning me over to his cell ... He seems to want to tell me something. I think I'll walk over." Panel 4: "Surveillance Log 02. 08/10, 1:47PM, 2025. Dr. [Redacted]. I did not need to know all that."

Panel 1: Shen is wearing a labcoat and glasses, and talking to a man in a short-haired black man in a suit next to him. Shen is looking over smugly at him, whereas the man is looking up at something big in the distance with his mouth agape. They're on a rooftop. Shen says "you see, we summoned both Satan AND Cthulhu." Panel 2: We flip the perspective to see that Shen and the man are looking at a city skyline, with Satan and Cthulhu towering over the buildings in the middle of it, looking at each other intently. Shen says "this way, they'll take each OTHER out." Panel 3: Satan and Cthulhu dap each other up, light emanating from their hands clasped in the center, just due to the sheer power and significance of this particular dap. Panel 4: Shen is sweating a lot, his eyes now filled with anxiety and horror. He says "ah, shit."

Happy birthday!!!

Happy Market Days! 🫶🫶

I feel like birds live semi peaceful lives

As it turns out, a major obligation of participating in normal society is being somewhat competent at hiding thoughts and feelings that are repulsive to a vast majority of people around you. You don’t need a game night to prove this, just get a job.

I want to host a “MAGA + libs” party where the two sides are not allowed to talk politics. Instead they do an activity, like boardgames. I want to witness the dawning horror as they find themselves getting along

I had a friend for three years I never talked politics with who turned out to secretly be a member of Identity Evropa and was connected to a series of racial terrorism incidents on his campus. He was arrested in Florida last month for trespassing and throwing his soiled underwear at a police officer

Abstractness vs concreteness? If you are heartless, it's easy to talk about the gays like some strange cloud of Other People; your thoughts and feelings on us easily something to be set aside during thanksgiving conversation, water under the bridgeable

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Two years of calling my MP about Palestine and I finally received a call back!! If you live in Canada (even if you're not a citizen!) Please call your MP about the recent report*. They need to feel the pressure to do something about this.

Panel 1: Shen is happily running, grasping the string of a bright yellow balloon. The balloon is labeled "Self Esteem". Panel 2: Life steps into the panel holding a needle to the balloon. Shen skids to a halt in front of Life but it's too late -- the needle has popped the balloon, it's shape still vaguely outlined in the air by the chunks of yellow rubber now falling apart. Panel 3: Yellow balloon chunks rain down, a few landing on Shen's messy hair. He is distraught. He says: "Why" Panel 4: Shen is surprised to find Life, backlit by the bright sun, now holding out a way BIGGER yellow balloon labeled "Self Esteem" towards him, offering it to him.