Lorcan

Autumn Man

Me sitting in a bus wearing dark red shorts, a mesh button up shirt with mushrooms, ferns and flowers printed on it, and a bracelet with a leaves and berries design.

YouTube comment, @ilaydekel9142, 3 mesi fa “I met this at the beginning of the year at the height of my depression and instead of helping it did the exact opposite, but today I’m no longer in it. The

Me positively reviewing an album:

dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think

Someone complimented my outfit, but it’s Halloween and I’m wearing normal clothes.

A painting of a very large hog.

AWS is down, post hog

What costs these nerds 10,000 you can have for £5

clever caveman: do you want to eat mastodon?

sucker caveman: yup sure do yummy

clever caveman: hah you want to eat m'ass t'dawn!!??? like all night long??

sucker caveman: ahh man! however, upon reflection, no one has ever done that with a word before so I don't feel bad falling for it

Scalped her

If you’re mean to me online, this is who you’re being mean to

Come up with any conclusions?

A sticker on the floor depicting a bottle of Nyx “buttermelt Glazed” tinted sunscreen being inserted in to the hole of what appears to be a caramel glazed donut

What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?

Piss levels are critically low

Alex reads a package and says "progesterone may induce breast growth, improve mood, but may also boost body hair growth." Alex takes the pill and says "Neat!" She immediately turns into some sort of Lady Bigfoot Muppet with a GFFH sound effect. A bird perches on her finger and she says "I am friend to all creatures."

A sticker on the floor depicting a bottle of Nyx “buttermelt Glazed” tinted sunscreen being inserted in to the hole of what appears to be a caramel glazed donut

What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?

Endless scrolling is brain prison and everything needs to go back to pagination

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

The only keta we recognise is M¥SS KETA

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

This was about 5 years ago and I didn’t buy it for some reason, they might be somewhere online though…

Hammer Whack GIF ALT: Hammer Whack GIF

Minor typo

A Father’s Day display in Tesco featuring Peppa pig boxer shorts, they are covered in a “#1 DAD” print, and the waist band is printed with “Daddy Pig”

It’s think about the Peppa Pig Father’s Day merch every day

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

A large pride flag banner reading: “PRIDE The pride I feel for you fills me with pride -Tracey”

Happy pride
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜