Joe B

They need to fire the guy who decided how long 3d printing stuff should take.

Hybrid howdah towah #turnip28

You know him. You love him. Its the living Fog horn. Well his steed at least. And half an elephant too for good measure #turnip28

The first blind man who grabbed the trunk, impaled his hand on the spiky collar and screamed in agony. So all his blind friends started shooting wildly. Then they all died. Did they kill eachother or did the elephant stomp on them. Good parable. Really makes you think. #turnip28

YouTube video by Manling Joe Band of the Wurm, a Turnip28 project, featuring Johann

Im locking in my favorite cult. The Band of the Wurm. Shout out Martin Luther. #turnip28 youtu.be/72-rxJqnPyc?...

Man is but a worm #turnip28

Can we get much higher #turnip28

YouTube video by Manling Joe Temple of the Swelling, a crafting project, by Joe, for Turnip28 💋

Do you guys hear that squelching sound too? I stuffed my ears shut with wax and its louder than ever. Please help me. #turnip28
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfxh...

I watched 4 hours of blender tutorials and all I got was this lousy freak

I painted a back drop for taking photos of my turnips. I tried taking every precaution to stop it from wrinkling and warping. Then it decided to do that anyway.

They call me dr quar #turnip28

A worm for johann to ride on. #turnip28

The 3d printed chimera is done. Its indistinguishable from a real model from 3 feet away. But quite obvious within a foot. Anyway, it is with a very light heart that i am announcing this is the last warhammer model i will ever paint and i will be retiriring from 40k to a permanent end.

I have unlocked decal printing technology. I think i now have everything i need to open a speakeasy gamesworkshop in my basement

I dont know how this is gonna look once I get it all together, but I think I figured out how to get infinite chimeras. No one tell james

Something something alienation and immiseration. A gun is to my head and im being forced to get back into 40k. But as long as my steel legion still have their flavorful unique special rules, i will find a way to cope.

What did we do to deserve this curse from God that he would make a mini take only 5 minutes to put together, but 3 hours to paint. How many hail Marys are needed to fix this #turnip28

Dirty rotten bastards #turnip28

Temple of the swelling starring the Raker in the Muck. #turnip28

YouTube video by Manling Joe Alice and Mol Life in Ruin

Well well well, look who came crawling back. It's me. I'm the crawler. Please please click this. C'mon man, i dont have anywhere else to go, you gotta help me, please man, please, dont make me beg, but im desperate, ill beg if thats what it takes youtu.be/1F7RDaAy-uI?...

Next project is Lady illiana and the guttersnipes. I had them on 20mm infantry bases. But they're too small. I gotta put em on warlock jezzail bases. Which, I know there is only a single golden rule in Turnip, and that's that base sizes are to be strictly adhered to. I must sin. Forgive me.

Robin and sweetums #turnip28

Working on trench crusade objective markers. Not 100% sure what faction I'm gonna go with, but im leaning towards Presbyterian

YouTube video by Manling Joe On the Crafting of Turnip Houses

I made a video about houses. Please man you gotta watch it. If not for me, at least think of the children
youtu.be/tewfNp2fNSc?...
#turnip28

Don't blame a crab for bucketing

Well well we'll would you look at the time #turnip28

YouTube video by Manling Joe Dawn of Worlds

I hardly think I'm qualified
To come across all sanctified
I just don't cut it with the cherubim

Today I'm talking about dawn of Worlds. The rpg where you play a god. #ttrpg

youtu.be/9ZjbXclclc0?...

I know the masses have been dying to hear me ramble about paranoia. I have heard your prayers. Suffer no longer. youtu.be/pLjLGJZBF9c?... #ttrpg #paranoia

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You gotta get in on the Hong Kong recasting market. If you know how to buy drugs over the internet, it's not any harder than that.