@xenyx.bsky.social
video games, singing and cooking for fun, sysad turned oss developer for money. Chicago enjoyer. she/her
mere moments away from ai agents having access to the nuclear codes and a human has still only ever folded paper in half twelve times.
26.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we could be talking to the cell in its native language but let's instead talk to this hallucinating chatbot
18.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 283 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Snowblower? I hardly know 'er!
26.12.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
Oooh. Delicious! Sounds like a great day.
23.11.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lou boot goofin'
23.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Running DOOM on the microplastics in my brain
17.11.2025 22:26 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sea...horse...?
09.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
31.08.2025 12:07 — 👍 24720 🔁 4657 💬 199 📌 116What a wonderful and charming cake!
20.07.2025 04:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's so crazy how the comics, animation, and video games industries are wildly popular billion dollar profit type shit and yet there is no money and no jobs for the people who make that possible
02.07.2025 17:26 — 👍 8235 🔁 2646 💬 57 📌 38whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry
26.06.2025 03:29 — 👍 384 🔁 53 💬 10 📌 4reports that Pope Bob is already making plans to move the bean to the vatican, when asked for comment he had this to say:
“frankly, as the Vicar of Christ, that’s my fucking bean it belongs with me in the Holy City”
Lil Caesar: pizza pizza
Me: this guy fucking gets it
Lemme tell you boys something about women: Something about women.
16.04.2025 07:31 — 👍 84 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0hell yeah
18.04.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Knuckle tat:
“I would prefer not to”
everything is computer
17.04.2025 20:14 — 👍 2695 🔁 165 💬 101 📌 15my love language is holding you hostage as i play music video after music video for your viewing pleasure
11.04.2025 16:17 — 👍 271 🔁 48 💬 19 📌 2good job!
11.04.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot of you have never spent hours on support calls with chain-smoking salesman misogynists driving leased BMW's between government contractors complaining about their bitch wife divorcing them while they pull $180k in residuals, and it shows. Dreams and the world run on different operating systems
10.04.2025 22:12 — 👍 220 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0
where is the best gay bar dutch: waar is de beste homobar
09.04.2025 19:50 — 👍 1542 🔁 185 💬 40 📌 21Eating a banana just to peel something
08.04.2025 15:32 — 👍 818 🔁 149 💬 19 📌 12Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
07.04.2025 15:41 — 👍 39109 🔁 5985 💬 532 📌 248my position that “money is stupid and bullshit” is vindicated once again
07.04.2025 14:54 — 👍 200 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 1
