Ching

Inside of me are two wolves;

they have both forgotten what each is supposed to represent

How many days out of pride month is a trans business founder allowed to be a queer disaster? Asking for a friend

I’m on a quest to meet more Ching-Chings. I’m at 3 so far (variant spellings included)

If I had a nickel for every time I met someone in manufacturing named Brian (or variant spelling) I’d have four nickels.

Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened four times so far

And I keep meeting more what is this

I’ve had 8 years to think about it and I’m still confused

Me, halfway asleep from melatonin to my boyfriend: Hey wait where are you going I havent figured out if I’m gay or straight for you

I haven’t thought about DBZ for years

Just woke up from dreaming about an entire movie involving Dragon Ball Z characters and cyberpunk-esque fighters that my partner and I watched—not participated in—like the entire dream was just me watching a screen and I’m so confused rn

Just realized one of my birds might actually be a golden retriever

Great Argus Pheasant?

I sent you an email to connect! You saw my butthole fact pls respond 🥺

Looks like someone already linked the Deuterostome wiki page! Came here to do that, but I’m happy to chat about butt teeth instead :)

I love the Kumon logo so much because it is EXACTLY the face I would make as a child whenever I “got to” do any “extra academic work”.

every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel

I’m allergic to so much of the lesbian dating pool because they all own cats

I’d also call any silly animals I find while herping herp derps. Just a herp derp finding other herp derps.

Herping is like birding but for amphibians and reptiles; I was raised an indoor kid so I’m still pretty green at it. I’d like to identify as a Herp derp

My prayers will do nothing; please bring her some extra snacks as compensation for your sins

I learned in bio that when vertebrate embryos develop, the anus forms before the mouth.

What I’m trying to say is I think some people never grow out of being an asshole

Also one of them LOVES solving the puzzles and getting food for themselves, but their sibling just hangs back and watches and goes in to eat the leftovers?? And I can’t decide which one of them is ‘smarter’. I guess 2nd strat is 10/10 for energy efficiency

Finding foraging toys to keep my budgies occupied is an intelligence arms race. I constantly gotta find that sweet spot of challenging and rewarding enough, but not so difficult they give up and decide beeping at me for treats for three hours is more worth the effort.

I’m pretty sure many of the ways people humanely trap and contain animals would also work on humans if we scaled it up. I mean, if someone put a clear tube over my head and it wasn’t much wider than me I’d get stuck in it too.

If I go sprinkle some fish food into the middle of an ocean what are the odds of some of that eventually winding up inside a whale?

I want to go do that with the energy of Fred Rogers feeding his goldfish

Get it? Sky? Bluesky app? Yeah you get it

REEEEEEEE

Partner just told me to go find ppl on this app to follow but what if I just keep screaming into the sky like the birds outside it seems to work for them somehow

Why does my gremlin mind want to go wrestle invasive pythons I would lose so hard

I’d go to the everglades and help with the Burmese Python problem, except I’m trans, allergic to half of everything outdoors including mosquitoes, grass and pollen, out of shape, small, and probably delicious to Burmese Pythons.

I came here to shitpost and do nature memes but I don’t know how to navigate anything yet ;_;