Ching

The trope of a devil and angel on your shoulders is a well known thing, but I’m pretty sure I have some third gremlin of neurodivergent infodumps and oversharing that vetos both of them until we can all collectively stuff it back in the box

Oh man I was just looking into chainmail for a project of my own this morning.
Haven’t nailed down a source yet but Weave Got Maille has my attention based off name alone.

Let me know how spiderchain works out for you!

One day my brain will finally integrate the difference between baklava and balaclava

Hey babe let’s put robots on the moon and get ISRU-and-I together 😏👉👉

Mincemeat and Sweetbreads really need to swap names

Like, one of them is sweet and mixed like filling and goes well with or in pastries and one of them is organs that are actual meat. So why?

my boyfriend:
*toots at the stroke of midnight*

me: Really? That’s the first thing you do this year? Is fart???

him: And that’s the first thing you said this year :D

Why are cookies called cookies and not bakeys

you bake cookies

My Brain gets Strained Mainly on the Plain

A pigeon is mid stride on some concrete pavement. It has fancy leg feathers that extend over its toes and make it look like it’s wearing fur boots.

This is Porkchop.

Earlier on our walk (before I was betrayed by EVIL food) we encountered the neighborhood slightly fancy pigeon. He’s a little taller than the rest and has fancy feather booties.

We were trying to name him but couldn’t think of a fitting moniker at the time

We’re calling him Porkchop.

Me to my concerned bf:

Am I at least barfing in the ‘hot and troubled’ way? ;_;

Me: having an inelegant moment doubled over from food poisoning after making it to the beach

Random stranger: Get it out, gurl! I’m just here to grab my porkchop.

She scrambles by me over the dunes and returns carrying a takeout container she’d left on the sand

I’ll treasure this moment forever

“You’re so good in a crisis!”

Yessir, that’s because I AM one.

“Who are those idiots naruto running thru the crosswalk?”

“…Oh. Those are our idiots.”

Yeah, you could say my college days were kind of wild

Spicy Brain is so fun right up until it gets in your eyes

ohgod it burns

Inside of me are two wolves;

they have both forgotten what each is supposed to represent

How many days out of pride month is a trans business founder allowed to be a queer disaster? Asking for a friend

I’m on a quest to meet more Ching-Chings. I’m at 3 so far (variant spellings included)

If I had a nickel for every time I met someone in manufacturing named Brian (or variant spelling) I’d have four nickels.

Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened four times so far

And I keep meeting more what is this

I’ve had 8 years to think about it and I’m still confused

Me, halfway asleep from melatonin to my boyfriend: Hey wait where are you going I havent figured out if I’m gay or straight for you

I haven’t thought about DBZ for years

Just woke up from dreaming about an entire movie involving Dragon Ball Z characters and cyberpunk-esque fighters that my partner and I watched—not participated in—like the entire dream was just me watching a screen and I’m so confused rn

Just realized one of my birds might actually be a golden retriever

Great Argus Pheasant?

I sent you an email to connect! You saw my butthole fact pls respond 🥺

Looks like someone already linked the Deuterostome wiki page! Came here to do that, but I’m happy to chat about butt teeth instead :)

I love the Kumon logo so much because it is EXACTLY the face I would make as a child whenever I “got to” do any “extra academic work”.

every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel