Seattle Mariners manager Dan Wilson, looking like he needs a Tums.
Somebody get this man a Tums. #Mariners
18.10.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@fildrigar.bsky.social
Born a feral child in the Pacific Northwest. Literally raised by wolves. Currently fighting against the vending machine uprising. Avid tool enjoyer.
Seattle Mariners manager Dan Wilson, looking like he needs a Tums.
Somebody get this man a Tums. #Mariners
18.10.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
14.10.2025 01:06 โ ๐ 1692 ๐ 359 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 375It's the game that never ends.
11.10.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YES! #Mariners
11.10.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wild that this is how @normcharlatan.bsky.social doxxed himself
08.10.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 119 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A pika sits on a mossy rock.
Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.
An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.
An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Yes.
25.08.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
MAN: What's that, girl? Trouble at the old mine?
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [The miners are striking for better pay and conditions]
MAN: B-but Billy's down there!
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [BILLY'S A SCAB]
You never count your folds,
When you're sittin' in front of paper.
There'll be time enough for countin', when the foldin's done.
Gencon Bathroom Report: Day Zero.
No soap, half the sinks are down. The sole working paper towel dispenser doles out it's treasure a half an inch at a time.
There is a pile of napkins on the floor inside one of the stalls. I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answers to.
Televised Corn Hole? ( Looks around ) Am I in hell?
29.07.2025 01:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Mitchell". Even his NAME says "Is that a beer?"
28.07.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The horror! The horror! Noodles from a vending machine.
28.07.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me, looking out the airplane window flying in to Minneapolis; "That's a lotta lakes."
28.07.2025 15:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tumblr normal-horoscopes Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture The whale looks delightfully round and seems to be smiling.
We have always made delightful little guys.
26.07.2025 23:35 โ ๐ 11449 ๐ 2734 ๐ฌ 64 ๐ 107He's gotta be strong to fight them. So he's eating lots of oatmeal.
20.07.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding! 1) The ______ is always on. 2) The Magnet is ______ on. 3) How often is The Magnet on? 4) The Magnet is always __. 5) The Magnet is always on. T/F 6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F 7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F 8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you. 9) Is The Magnet ever off? 10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F
Welcome to MRI Training.
19.07.2025 18:02 โ ๐ 1094 ๐ 215 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 26This artist I follow on Instagram (Connie Kang) did a femme version of the photo of a woodpecker disturbing an owl and I'm obsessed
19.07.2025 16:11 โ ๐ 127 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1While we're talking Black Death, here's a fun video with lovely @goingmedieval.bsky.social answering Google's most popular questions on the subject.
Enjoy!
Oh yeah: #justiceforrats #ratsdidnothingwrong
youtu.be/ThsNXdbULEE?...
We've launched a GoFundMe campaign so we can defend our property in the Diamond bankruptcy case. The full story is at the link but basically, Diamond is trying to take consignment inventory that they don't own and sell it to pay big creditors. TY for help and shares! www.gofundme.com/f/support-gr...
10.07.2025 23:00 โ ๐ 367 ๐ 284 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 30Tubular snout.
04.07.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I miss Sigarooni Weaver and Bill Murphy.
02.07.2025 23:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*Boat Explosion*
29.06.2025 22:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0from https://www.tumblr.com/murderpod-diaries Murderbot lying on a reclining chair, Bharadwaj sits on another chair beside it, writing in an open notebook. Caption below: Therapist: and what do we say when people ask us about ourselves Murderbot: I have to check the perimeter Therapist: no
24.06.2025 19:24 โ ๐ 1960 ๐ 523 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 34Mine eyes have seen the glory of the strolling of the dudes
They ambled up the street today before the crowds so few
There wasnt much to see maybe an abram tank or two
This parade is kinda mid
Glory glory what a bullshit way to serve
Shut the Senate down, Democrats. Object to every unanimous consent. Throw your bodies in the way. No fucking post office names, no fucking bullshit bills, nothing until Republicans condemn what happened to Padilla and move to hold Noem accountable.
13.06.2025 11:53 โ ๐ 408 ๐ 112 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 11World City Latitudes Compared to Europe Based On Relative Distance to the Equator
Any surprises?
More examples: brilliantmaps.com/cities-tr...