"ICE laser shoots down wind-swept bouncy castle filled with toddlers from a birthday party. Officials contend castle was made in China and many of the toddlers didn't have passports."
(The Onion or NYT probably)
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"ICE laser shoots down wind-swept bouncy castle filled with toddlers from a birthday party. Officials contend castle was made in China and many of the toddlers didn't have passports."
(The Onion or NYT probably)
Soooooo, we're going to just ignore the brazen references to broad domestic surveillance activity aimed at suppressing first ammendment protected activity?
12.02.2026 16:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congressional lawmakers are going to have to be far more strategic in their questioning and handling of all the FΓΌhrer's people.
They use mid-level trolling techniques that combine psyop, obstruction, and strategic temper tantrums to avoid/deflect/deny oversight
Switch up the line up, be ready for
They should.
They won't.
"Ahhh yes sir, a factory on the moon with catapults.
That is brilliant sir!"
Grok before "wait a minute let's think this through" training module installed.
The Trump administration is starting to feel very much like a big series of Ai hallucinations.
11.02.2026 14:23 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@ukparliament.parliament.uk could of course ask that changes be brought and begin extradition proceedings.
10.02.2026 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Maxwell stunt is a pretext for Trump to grant the clemency that he already promised.
Adding "Clinton's were innocent too" part is evidence that indeed psychopath kryptonite is diminished self-awareness and inability to understand non-psychopathic thinking
A make/break moment for nonpsychopaths
That is not the accomplishment that it should be, ya know?
08.02.2026 19:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should the federal government be burning American cities? π€
08.02.2026 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I await the time when a brave and sassy reporter stares at him during one of his tirades then calmly asks: "Is this how it was near the end with your father too?"
06.02.2026 15:11 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I will add, if you love what's happened to the United States over the last 10 years, send a thank you card to ##Edward Snowden##, =FSB= using awareness of ==XKeyScore== evident in these samples π
06.02.2026 15:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL! Same, "You said you drove an exotic import car!"
The car:
Just outstanding insight here by @vatniksoup.bsky.social what an unfortunate coincidence that counter espionage capabilities in the US have been largely gutted or compromised, such unlucky timing...
06.02.2026 14:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The "=" substitutions are trade craft I assume?
06.02.2026 14:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Washington is basically run like the Harlem Globetrotters
(With way less talent, and way fewer people of color)
One team looks superhuman and undefeatable, the other loses in a semi-credible but convincing way
Every now and then they switch jerseys
The sponsors are the only real winners
The contempt (of Congress, Constitution, law, decorum, tradition, diplomacy, rules, decency) will continue until contemptuous bastards are held to account for their contemptuous actions.
Some humans are only capable of self-restraint/decency when consequences are obvious, immediate, and painful.
Yes. For most it's a "horse head in their bed" moment when the credit card bill comes in at the end of the month (or the bank statement)
05.02.2026 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a bit of a public service Tom, if they weren't arguing with you they'd be up to shenanigans...
02.02.2026 04:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0High life, crony liberty, and the pursuit of individual oligarch happiness
01.02.2026 19:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Consider the fact that he's in the files SO MANY TIMES that the most corrupt crew of drooling sycophants ever assembled has probably redacted or not yet released troves of incriminating evidence, BUT, his name, image, and fingerprints are STILL all over the files.
01.02.2026 06:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I dunno, maybe next senate confirmation hearing ask:
Did you ever meet, call, or email Jeffrey Epstein?
Have you visited any of his properties?
Thank God I have this weather app to inform me that the running conditions are poor.
I was running out of excuses.
Petty cash in a pouch by Trump admin standards
28.01.2026 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Agents of chaos shall not be deterred by your pleadings pathetic human...
Oh, wait, a Temptations treat, ok nvm
By everyone firing more shots, it seems?
28.01.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I imagined Steven's knock out line would be sung, ya know?
Like, I'm Steven Tyler, and you're going π΅Dowwwwwwn like and ela-vatorrrπ΅