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Rayla (and her three fingered hands) from The Dragon Prince. Giving jazz hands

Oops we trained AI on 7000 images of the elves from the Dragon Prince. Please standby

a man sitting at a desk with a bunch of bananas on it ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a bunch of bananas on it

"Those look like bananas"
"Wrong"
"What are they?"
"Hands"
"They really look like bananas"
"They arent"
"Okay, I apologize. Those are hands"

It's probably because I keep uploading pictures of bunches of partialy rotted bananas and mangled hot dogs and snakes to OpenAI and telling them "there are hands/fingers"

🎵I'm gonna record an album
This year
If it kills me 🎵

The only real saving grace is that if he can't do something with executive order he's doesn't know and refuses to learn the process and is terrible at working with even his own people. I hope it's enough this time

Real talk: one of the most infuriating things about Trump vs Democrats is that he demonstrably tries to keep campaign promises, it's just everything he promises is terrible. Dems promise stuff and then just say we should've voted harder if we wanted what they ran on

(The people who did know what they were seem to have assumed that it wasn't actually going to happen. People are dumb motherfuckers with goldfish memories)

Bold of you to assume that anybody who voted for him knew what a tariff was or thought that maybe if they didn't know what it was they should look it up before voting

If someone slips him a copy of Diary it is OVER

There is a lot of discourse about meal prep and planning and leftovers and effort required to cook and I'm just gonna say, my cookbook CRIP UP THE KITCHEN makes it all super easy and low effort. Like only think about it and few times a month easy julessherred.com/crip-up-the-...

TTRPG Creators: please, just say no to "AI." No AI background music, no AI-generated NPCs, no AI character art or podcast covers. It's *all* theft and it's *all* destructive.

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

Twice as baffled by people who could accurately answer that question, of course

I was always baffled by people asking "how did you do?" right after a test, before it was graded. Motherfucker, I don't know!!

I'm gonna be honest, there were at least 2 others I was less than 100% confident on even though I apparently did know them, so, same

Missed the first one because I wasn't paying attention, which at least made me feel young again so that's nice

My 12 year old has been planning assassinations for years now apparently

I've been playing No Man's Sky and it's very good now. I played a bit when it first came out but there just wasn't enough to do (the first planet of any biome is very "ooooh", the fourth is "okay another volcano") but there is so much h additional content and systems to play with now.

I am a Ben Folds literalist, to me the song Brick is about a brick

A thing that might be sadly true about me is I just don't like Socializing that much. I don't join groups that pertain to my interests anymore because they always seem to have a few Can't Be Wrong asshole types that ruin the whole experience for me

Hello it's me from the other place

And yeah I am in the same place. If Trump gets to evade all consequences from a bunch of crimes because executive privilege I think it's very fair for Biden to protect his fuckup kid on the way out the door

Just saw an article that started “with the pandemic in the past, 8 and 10 CEOs envision a full return to the office!” And I would like to SCREEEAMMMMM.

Congrats y’all, your fake normality is encouraging the worst people in the world to exploit you more.

I actually really liked Bodies (I need more high concept sci fi) but I did feel, particularly towards the end but also throughout, there were an awful lot of twists that didn't really add anything but making it more convoluted.

Also once I was channel surfing at my cousin's house late at night when everyone was asleep (the insomnia is real and has been forever) and found a weird looking cartoon to watch. After two minutes I wondered what kind of cartoon it was.

It was Vampire Hunter D.

Threesome (1994) ⭐ 6.3 | Comedy, Drama, Romance 1h 33m | R

Not sure what my first R was but i do know I S
Somehow stumbled on this one when I was 11 or 12. Thanks cable www.imdb.com/title/tt0111...

Hello it's me from The Other Place!

People sharing this on BlueSky. Ok now it really feels like old school twitter. 🙏🤍