rusalka

refreshed the shag haircut and woke up looking like the rugrats cynthia doll

i reckon i could probably hate both the player and the game

YouTube video by Sufjan Stevens - Topic The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us!

youtu.be/KBse9Y6zucs?...

the amount of slapstick bullshit that just occured in my bathroom, i tell you

water flossers exist because dentists wanted to get a practical joke in on the rest of us and the water squirting lapel flower market was already taken

the soft animal of my body is a lot like fizzgig from the dark crystal

<chiseled on my headstone> do you still like me

you can donate to the gofundme, or order books (even if they're not comics!) by giving them a call.

www.gofundme.com/f/dreamhaven...

Dream Haven Books & Comics - 2301 E 38th St, Minneapolis, MN 55406

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

important message to all bluesky users

it's a new year! download your employer's new wellness app. it's different from last year's wellness app. fill out this questionnaire about your health. connect your fittness watch! how are you sleeping? are you sad? did you know you can unlock the app with your face?! what's your darkest secret?

Scrooge leaning out a window saying: You there, boy! Did it happen?

you're tired

Open ended rituals.

The star still waiting on your wishes.

i was having a bad dream, and in it, i was trying to call for help, but no sound was coming out. i ended up doing a wilhelm scream-yodel in real life that woke up myself and everyone in the house. i guess that's one way to hit the eject button.

happy wargen birthday, wargen

happy birthday jonk

howling myself to sleep

happy birthday 2026

we didn't put out ornaments this year, i think she's mad either way about it

inhaling deep and creaking like an old ship

i thought they hated participation trophies

anyway who wants to savor the slow merging of our bodies together until we're an unearthly mix of both of our best features except we retain the parallel consciousness needed for erotic interplay. we can fight for control if you're into that. can you drive stick

5 bd 3 bath townhouse w/large family room. inground swimming pool unusable due to lurking horror in black water

every night at bedtime, i unzip my ribcage and everything comes spilling out. daydreams and things i didn't say today and fragments of songs and tasks that i've forgotten to do and anyway i think that's why i'm having a hard time falling aslee

guy who writes an amazon review like he's writing a rolling stone article circa 1995