Kelabration (the Minor League Nerd)

At this point, I'm sick of them. After recording and editing them, I will probably down right loathe them. But I think they'll be great episodes.

People have asked how long it takes me to make a Minor League Nerd episode. Just to give some insight. It's taken me about two months to research, write and edit two 29 page scripts. The recorded episodes will end up being about an hour and a half each. Editing will take a few more hours.

Oh, they are not liked by most people. They're actually being banned in certain areas.

Episode 205 - The 2026 Mendozas Podcast Episode · Earned Fun Average · 02/18/2026 · 35m

Episode 205: It’s time to hand out some awards. Johnny and Eric present the 2026 Mendozas. We pick 10 categories from guests and episodes over the last year and determine who is the most average winner. Tune in to see who makes the cut. #AmericaLowerYourStandards podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Tickets for my 23rd straight White Sox home opener have been purchased. Since 1997, I've only missed the 2000 and 2002 openers.

Building Zebulon’s All‑Australian CPL Team And A Fan‑First Stadium Experience Podcast Episode · The Dad Hat Chronicles Podcast · 02/17/2026 · 39m

They’re bringing an all‑Australian team to Zebulon. Meat pies, kangaroo burgers, turf field, and a playground for the kids. Curious how a brand‑new GM builds a fan‑first ballpark from scratch? Listen now and tell us which name you’d pick!

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This week on the podcast, it’s the brand-new Long Beach Coast! Team president Ena Patel discusses the story behind the name and Long Beach musician David Sauer talks about the Long Beach music scene. Listen where you get podcasts!

They truly are disgusting.

I hope he always stays that awesome.

It's really upsetting how many scarred children are going to grow up to be scarred adults.

It's a Milwaukee Admirals fauxback. The matching cap is just as excellent.

It's so nice of Hampton Inn to install these hockey sweater holders in their rooms.

Tim Raines played 108 with the 1980 Denver Bears where he hit .354, scoring 105 runs, hitting 23 double, 11 triples, driving in 64 and stealing 77 bases.

The AHL All-Star Game is in Rockford tomorrow. Tonight is the Skills Challenge.

Teams are really doing all they can to get more of my money.

Im the mid 80s, I would get up early on Super Bowl Sunday to watch the NFL Films Super Bowl marathon on ESPN.

I have my dad's VHS copy.

I was just trying to be funny, but was also speaking from experience. Back in 2020, I ordered a Rumble Ponies cap, but was sent a B Mets cap, which I already had.

After all that, I hope they shipped what you ordered.

I saw his mugshot yesterday. He was all shaved.

Did you see that after this, the asshat went home and shaved his hair and mustache off apparently thinking it would help disguise him when the police showed up? It didn't.

Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.

That STD story Melinda shared was just so disgusting.

The first one to pop into my head, "IfwhiteAmericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart" by Manic Street Preachers. I've been thinking about that song, which is from 1994, a lot lately and how it's even more relevant today.

Episode 203 - Put Makeup On The Pig Podcast Episode · Earned Fun Average · 02/04/2026 · 29m

Episode 203: Colton Hampson is the GM of Sales for the Boise Hawks. We talk about life after affiliation and what it’s like being in the Pioneer League. We talk about updates to Memorial Stadium and Colton shares his Proffitt & Loss. #AmericaLowerYourStandards podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Pretty much anything by Madonna, or Lenny Kravitz's version of "American Woman". It's not a bad song. I've just heard it way too much.

Cuz their dimbasses.

My first time in London, I ate at a train station that had no garbage cans. Being from the Midwest, I couldn't just leave it on the table like everyone else did. So, I took it with me until I found one. I later found out that was due to the IRA.

This week on Baseball By Design, we go to the Blue Ridge Mountains for the Salem RidgeYaks! Are there yaks in Virginia? If yaks can swim, what’s up with the life vest? We answer all the questions! Listen wherever you get podcasts

What the fuck is with these grown ass men going after children?!?! This is NOT the first video I've seen in the last week.