Andy Screamo

She’s really Debra Sloppy now

Debra Messy

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Just calendared a trial for January 2027 and had the dark thought of “is the country gonna still have courts by then”

Damn, even the cat voting?

I wish I could get away with doing nothing at my job as often as Kash Patel does and he’s head of the fucking FBI

Unless you’re like a talent scout looking for the next big thing or you’re attending a local band show who doesn’t have any recorded material, you’re listening to pop music

All music you didn’t create yourself is pop(ular) music. If it isn’t than how did you find out about it?

It also sounds like the name of a PC game from like 1998

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy: The Resurrected is the stupidest movie title in awhile

They can actually fuck up your stomach real bad

Even though everything ever uses Times New Roman at 12 pt since like the fucking Stone Ages

Hi im Microsoft Word would you like to use Calibri font at 11.5 point by default FOR NO FUCKING REASON

Can one reporter please ask him whether he thinks 'asylum seekers' are people from 'insane asylums' because he keeps saying this stuff and it's really clear that's what he actually thinks.

I ate chili last night, Im eating chili for lunch, and I would maybe eat chili again for dinner again

On the ballot today:

-NYC: Mayor
-Minneapolis: Mayor
-VA: Governor, Lt. Governor, AG, and state House
-NJ: Governor
-PA: State Supreme Court
-GA: Public Service Commission
-TX: TX-18 U.S. House
-CA: Prop 50

This is a reminder of how crucial it is to vote up AND down the ballot.

Andrew Vigo

I’m hearing that Zohran becoming mayor will ensure that the ooze from Ghostbusters II will rise up from the sewers

You're laughing? He could smell the onions and mustard and you're laughing?

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.

SNAP BENEFITS, which increased by Billions and Billions of Dollars (MANY FOLD!) during Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous term in office (Due to the fact that they were haphazardly “handed” to anyone for the asking, as opposed to just those in need, which is the purpose of SNAP!), will be given only when the Radical Left Democrats open up government, which they can easily do, and not before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

Trump confirms he is weaponizing hunger

Zohran and Rama smiling at each other in a gymnasium.

A wide shot of the gym with voting booths.

Zohran holding a ballot and smiling.

On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.

I hope you will too.

Where’s Dick

Its good when evil people squirm

Lmao

Let this be a lesson to ANYONE in the Democratic Party or ostensibly on the left who makes concessions with the Nazi GOP

Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor is exciting for New Yorkers but truly I can’t wait to see Andrew Cuomo crushed like the insect he is

Dead Cheney would be a good name for a band