Jorts C’baoth

dread it, run from it, etc

very funny to me to see folks who have no social media presence outside of twitter say you have to be on twitter to be influential

Me when some reporter whines they don’t get any engagement on here

Ive seen one in the wild off the coast of San Fran and its like seeing a kaiju like your brain can’t comprehend its size but luckily they are lazy oafs

We are incredibly lucky these things only eat krill and have no interest in humans or boats

oh my god

How did E! not bleep the slur being said by the John Davidson, I know he couldn’t control that but at the very least you could’ve bleeped that out??

They crucified the last T-Rex because he believed in God and ate half the town

DR. ROBOTNIK'S MEAN BEAN MACHINE

DR. ROBOTNIK'S MEAN BEAN MACHINE

It’s funny to imagine some news reporter’s grandma getting slapped around by masked goons while he’s doing all this

Not Kamala using JD Vance talking points 😬

Shut the fuck up lol

another long day at work for the guy at CBS whose job it is to read old stormfront posts and pitch them to the team.

Forest fire near us, safe for now and can’t see anything but that’s stressful

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

I think this like witnessing a fighting game parry irl

I love that in Fellowship of the Ring, Aragon is an old uggo which is why the hobbits trust him (the line is basically a riff on Macbeth’s Fair is foul, and foul is fair) but in the movie its Viggo Mortensen, who is frankly way too young and hot (although I cannot see anyone else in the role)

The slurs are obviously unfortunate but they should invite the BAFTA Tourette’s guy to the Oscars so he can tell everyone to shut the fuck up during their acceptance speeches

No news these days says Bari Weiss

Tweet from Dr. Sam Youssef: "BREAKING: Tucker Carlson: "Pornography websites are controlled by Israeli intelligence agencies."‼️"

"The Jews created pornography to undermine the family" is quite literally the fourteenth of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Not great to see left-wing accounts with 700,000 followers saying this sort of thing.

I hate it when someone deceives me by forging a One Ring that rules all of them

Can’t tell you how many times I spent hours fiddling with Retroarch settings to get something to work instead of just playing the game lol

Well the Olympics are over it’s back to rooting AGAINST America

I saw one of the most important shirts I’ve ever seen last night

Kash Patel dramatically pulling out a big magnifying glass to look for missing newscaster mothers in the team USA locker room

Kash Patel heads to Milan for the Olympics — on the FBI jet The FBI director has plans to watch the U.S. men’s hockey team vie for gold, sources tell MS NOW.

Breaking MS NOW:

FBI Director Kash Patel flew today on the FBI's Gulfstream jet bound for a trip to the winter Olympics in Italy to watch one of his favorite sports: men's ice hockey.

Patel's trip to Milan is likely to cost as much as $75,000. www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

Took like a 2 hour ibuprofen nap

One of the rare NES games where it is actually encouraged to cheese the last boss by exploiting a glitch where he can’t hit you if you stand on one side of the screen

I didn’t play the NES games until the Gamecube collection and felt super accomplished beating Zelda II (with a lot of looking up how on GameFAQS) but still that game is hard as balls

It’s on the Switch 2 Gamecube online service fyi, but the Wii U port was really good