Weekend Monkey

By the time they had waddled to their mobility scooter and driven to McDonalds for breakfast you had alread jumped the queue and stolen the job they might have applied for. /s

Oh no, as a Brit I say they deserve each other. She's a despicable human too.

I'm so happy for them.

A tantrum during the half time show.

We're dropped on their head as a child.

It is never the fault of Trump the narcissist.

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

I'm sure this will get labeled as domestic terrorism within days.

Bet he'll cut off access to StarLink too. He's thin skinned and vindictive.

It doesn't have to be a financial transaction. But everything Trump does is transactional. He's always looking at what he will get in return. I dont expect to see anything in the press saying what was involved and I would be suspicious of anything that was claimed publicly.

Trump never gives things for free.

May they never again have a peaceful night's sleep.

He's just binking.

Photos of unicorns and bigfoot will be easier to find than photos of compassionate ICE behaviour.

We need to stop using the term journalist for those who report without challenging or correcting the lies from this administration.

Isn't the crash of a battering ram just one loud knock?

Reprehensible

Trump's head is permanently up his arse, hows he going to see all the Chinese "windmills" from there.

Or, better still, connect it backwards.

Can't the Nobel Committee change their rules? Trump can be famous for possessing the first, and hopefully only, revoked Nobel medal.

That was about Kamala coming for "us". Trump is going after you, which is different and acceptable.

Comic. [Two adults, one with short light hair, walking with a child with spiky hair.] PERSON: Oops, I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” on January first! CHILD: Why do you do that? PERSON: Just a superstition. CHILD: What’s a superstition? PERSON: It’s a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault.

Superstition

xkcd.com/3191/

"Do as I say, not as I do." Like everything Trump says.

Remember the guy who stared at the sun during an eclipse? I thonk you need to dumb this down for him ro understand.

You'll be able to buy it from the Trump store and it will come in a golden box with his face on the front.

I think we're going to need those today.

Or they customise his test. The word recall was probably his regular McDonalds order.

And a pair of warm slippers, I hope.

Stereolab's Peng. A bold graphic in orange on a yellow background.

He'll take the $400 million, then erect a rented marquee where the ballroom was supposed to be.

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