Brian Curtin

Nine women can’t have a baby in one month, but nine pitchers can throw nine baseballs at one guy.

Pilly Beebles

Looks like the packaging for a halloween costume called "Stone Temple Pilots fan"

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Not in this economy.

This is how we’ll know when the fascism is here.

well, no

the best a man can get

My brothers and I fought over this one when it came out in print over who got to clip it and hang it on their wall. Steve won.

What does “offside” mean? The whistle blows, and god DAMNIT do they blow that whistle loud. It brings me to tears… Off, the opposite of on. Can you ever really be on? What is it to _be_? Think about that for a second. The whistle—the god damn whistle—always interfering with the chance to be.

Portland is such a violent hellscape in need of domestic military occupation that they held a marathon today.

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iOS 26 sucks so much ass it feels like I downloaded this shit in a 7zip off deviantart

I met a mobility van sales guy in an airport bar and I’ve never wanted to bounce someone’s head off a table like Neil does to Waingro in Heat more than that time. Scum.

“Insurrection!” I scream from my F-250 Super Duty that I’m driving to a suburban business park. The person was doing a proper zipper merge but I got over 4000’ early.

@Sec_Noem on X: Chicago, we’re here for you.

If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"

We need an update from that family that was buying like a dozen gallons of milk a week or whatever insane shit CNN picks for how the economy impacts your average family.

Show this guy the part of the “Charlie Work” episode of Always Sunny that was like an 8 minute single take one camera shot.

He was in commercials for what appeared to be an even lower tier “marketing company” advertising “the next big thing” which seemed even lower tier than Shaq being in commercials for The General.

I’ve actually been there. Great live music, went twice while in town. I’ve only seen one good video of Charles Cork.

what

Like all of these goblins I’m sure he’s like 32.

I wonder what my old college buddy who got two fingers broken by a real bookie and sold and bought back his Xbox at least twice to cover debts is doing. Probably has a resting heart rate of 105.

I grew up with family vacations laid out to hit small/medium towns roughly everywhere east of the Mississippi, most of which were MiLB spots. Those games were the most fun to watch and very accessible for families.

It is Season 16 eve.

*clears throat, takes a sip from a 5 gallon bucket of gin*

“girl dad” is only cool when its used to comically describe a mom

If you click "show original" does a normal head appear?

Looks like one of those videos where someone puts rubber bands around a watermelon until it explodes.

What’s important here is that they said up to $100B, so definitely not going to be $101B. And this is important to know.