PenPaladin Jules

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I swear, the execs KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. Gotta get Mom on board somehow with watching these shows, I guess. Further evidence:

I work in IT. Do not trust technology. None of us do.

I had a hat like that, with the “mean” part blacked out

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My teenager is so disgusted with me for declaring Markiplier hot. No one can JUDGE like an 18 year old girl.

“There are too few of us left to throw lives away!”

What she should have said:

“There’s a limited number of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage his.”

Your office in Westminster, Colorado? Did I miss something big?

How about light cannibalism? We got any of that this time around?

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

“You knew I was a snake when you picked me up” but I’m a lil hognose snake, I will pretend to be dead if I get stressed, and maybe musk out of nervousness, it will be overdramatic and weird, you KNEW this —

My kids are so wildly different. Cam at 18: chomping at the bit to move out and do his own thing. Ash at 18: would prefer if I ordered their food for them.

HELL YEAH!!!!!

Having spent a few hours with it percolating through my brain, I am prepared to render judgment. #IronLung was a really fucking good movie.

I mean, it’s sweet + acidic + salty, what’s not to love?

I’m not reading any of it. I will wait and get the important news from tumblr in Destiel format.

My youngest kid is 18. I can’t quite get over it.

“Friends, do not allow yourselves to become addicted to water.”

Won’t someone think of the industries???

DUDE. 😡

Saw “Iron Lung.” Have so, so, so many questions.

Apparently being pansexual means being attracted to fictional characters of any gender and approximately 3 actual living humans. Hehhhhh.

Ugh. I need to get a WiFi extender of some kind so my WiFi signal goes to the edge of my property. Something like 200 foot radius. That sounds expensive.

Ah yes, the gifted child to burned out adult pipeline, I know it well

Paging @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social , wisdom spotted in the wild

That sounds like a GREAT idea

I just learned how to put a zipper in!

I always forget how big they actually are

It’s a fair price, but I think it’s a pretty basic model, so unless it does something specific you want, it’s not a deal too good to pass up.

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My plan exactly!!!