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Audley Wright

@audleywright.bsky.social

Cook, Baker, Freelance Writer, Caster, Coach, Analyst, Social Media, Satirist, Dungeon Master. http://twitch.tv/TiberiusAudley

34 Followers  |  18 Following  |  236 Posts  |  Joined: 19.07.2023  |  2.5922

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If the planet is in danger, just have Piccolo give Gohan clothes.

02.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried this idea like 8 years ago, but have since seen way more of working in a restaurant... So I have a much better idea of how to go about his machinations.

02.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girlfriend and I are both pushing each other to write for NaNoWriMo this year. I'm finally working on House of Flapjacks, my slice of life fantasy set in a restaurant, following a failing artist's rise from dishwasher to manager by acutely manipulating all those around him.

02.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my most used reaction images when it comes to people complaining about the state of Magic the Gathering seems appropriate here:

31.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should've worn the yellow pants today...

25.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cheflubu.bsky.social I think you would have been proud of this one

24.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made some roast sausage and veggies for a fall roast and when I got started chopping, I realized I didn't have any apples like I normally do with this. So I improvised and trusted my knowledge of food science and concocted some weird browned butter sage apple cider vinaigrette.

24.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeskai is the most bullshit of all the three-color options in Commander.

23.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Use code β€œindictment” for $5 of free bets on DraftKings

23.10.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1467    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

Not the weirdest kink I've seen with AI tbh

20.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it We Ball

18.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Apple, 3 AM

16.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1 AM Prime Tenderloin and Pan Sauce with Smash Potatoes, cause why the fuck not

11.10.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16221    πŸ” 4511    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 78
Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as β€œwar-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as β€œwar-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

10.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10980    πŸ” 3180    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 231

BY GAWD THAT'S GLENN'S THEME

10.10.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I brewed F I V E separate Commander decks all for a bit about making a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" deck with each of the fucking turtles

AND THEN THEY DO THIS TO ME

09.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This image from NYC Comic Con is going around today...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

09.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deactivate "torment Nexus" trump dementia
To disable AI results

06.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am fully convinced the individually packaged play boosters you can find at Wal-Mart or Target have better pull rates than those that come out of a play booster box.

Out of like... 8 that I've opened, I've pulled 3 cards worth over $40

06.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How Final Fantasy Tactics tells its story through design | TBSkyen
YouTube video by T B Skyen How Final Fantasy Tactics tells its story through design | TBSkyen

NEW VIDEO, all about the character design of Final Fantasy Tactics, especially the storytelling done through the designs of Ramza and Delita

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPow...

06.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

A small group of the Pennsylvania Deutsch invented technology-free AI, which was once called AmericanIsh, then shortened to just Amish.

02.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

01.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25118    πŸ” 8371    πŸ’¬ 666    πŸ“Œ 2202

Should've added more turmeric

29.09.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also: Why is the artist credit for the Album Art set "Iron Maiden" rather than the artist himself, Derek Riggs?

27.09.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Statistically speaking, how many copies of this would I need to buy to guarantee I receive every single bonus card in the set?

27.09.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of these days I'm gonna find my own Medici Family to just pay me to exist and occasionally shit out cool creative stuff.

27.09.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i made a helpful reference

24.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5229    πŸ” 2159    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 125

FUCCCK I NEED IT

26.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think it's sacrilege to not want to replay a long game with an excellent story that doesn't have a branching narrative.

26.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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