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Slobbin’ Goblyn

@masturcait.bsky.social

figment of your sociological imagination trying to forget the duality of George W. Bush she/her

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Aye she is my soup and I love her

11.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I shall call it Harvest Soop- a lil chicken apple sausage rendered, butternut squash, corn, peas, carrots, mirepoix, BUTTER, oat milk, glob cream cheese, diced toms, great northern beans, broth, pepperocini juice and 3 fat boys, nut meg, bay leaf’s, Czech paprika, thyme, base sznings. Fish topped.

11.11.2025 04:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Love her middle part curtain bangs

27.06.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The most loyal and loving baby kitty cat in the whole wide world.

27.06.2025 13:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is my last night with my beautiful sweet baby Mr. Glitter, at 18 yrs old & 14 spent together, I’ve been so honored and grateful for his companionship. And he’s so so so beautiful, I don’t think I’ll ever find a cat so beautiful again.

27.06.2025 01:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hi everyone, meet Taryn with a Y and Billie Eilish.

Feat. WickedWhims & Basemental Drugs mods

20.06.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

computers used to be fun bc they had gigglebytes but now everything is going over to terrorbytes and i don't like it 😿

19.06.2025 23:19 — 👍 244    🔁 87    💬 3    📌 1

Don’t forget to keep a receipt with a timestamp for the judge 💅🏻

19.06.2025 23:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ate ur cherry first 🍒

16.06.2025 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cute couple outside at Pride, with cheeks out. Ok my alt text sucks but I’m trying, and it’s hard rn

A cute couple outside at Pride, with cheeks out. Ok my alt text sucks but I’m trying, and it’s hard rn

Shady and our hot friends.

Shady and our hot friends.

Shady in psychedelic igloo.

Shady in psychedelic igloo.

More shady, in pink lighting and stuff.

More shady, in pink lighting and stuff.

My Baby (Shoots Her Mouth Off) - it’s a song, not a Palahniuk reference.

15.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ve nearly done Denver and Santa Fe’s but shit didn’t work out, soooo I was ready and exciteddddddd to go! It was so good, and such a sensory delight, and the environmental story telling was touching.

15.06.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@hotgirl.gay

15.06.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Shady is offset from center in the frame in a trippy igloo at MeowWolf with liquidy shadows projected on to her face where she’s drenched in pink light.

Shady is offset from center in the frame in a trippy igloo at MeowWolf with liquidy shadows projected on to her face where she’s drenched in pink light.

Me in the same Meow Wolf igloo, offset to the left.

Me in the same Meow Wolf igloo, offset to the left.

A street with a girl walking.

A street with a girl walking.

Oasis Motel sign

Oasis Motel sign

Fucking Arlington, TX - such a good Pride.

15.06.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Also, if you want cuddling highly recommend downloading Wicked Whims, when I’m home I’ll send you the cute creators who focus on cuddling, sweet, or wlw animations for it. Tho, you gotta get your settings SAT since WW does a lot of other stuff (no periods for me dawg)

13.06.2025 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok- seeing the way they’ve pay walled basic shit via items is wild. Also, Get Together and Growing Together CLEARLY seem like they were apart of base game….. it is insane to compare the differences in a 1-3 EP vs the 1 item unlock and maybe 1 world.

13.06.2025 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taint your girl, taint your friend, taint your esthetician- I’m your WIFE (duh, yeah I will )

12.06.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Analyze me

11.06.2025 04:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Kitty flopped away from the camera napping and a laptop in the background with a green haired bitch in a sparkly green thong & full bush out.

Kitty flopped away from the camera napping and a laptop in the background with a green haired bitch in a sparkly green thong & full bush out.

My cat nodded off in my lap, while playing the Sims 4 and she’s was flirting with Billie Eilish during the Sakura Romance festival.

you might be able to tell I use wicked whims, amongst other nefarious mods.

08.06.2025 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now, more than ever, it’s time to bring out the rainbow striped knee length toe socks. Lesbians, the time is now.

31.05.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jfc this is so fucking funny I’ll think about it everytime I do my liner from now to forever.

31.05.2025 18:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am Trollololo Guthrie

31.05.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trollololo loves the watershed

31.05.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I would like to specify that Trollololo did reference Tar Creek as alkaline but it is actually acidic

31.05.2025 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BLOOD & SOIL TOILS
WHERE THE EARTHS COSMIC WINDS ROIL N BOILS
WHERE PLAINS RIP TO THE SKY
AND BLOOD CURDLES IN RIVERS OF LYE 🎶 👹

31.05.2025 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love all the ppl who ever looked out for you

31.05.2025 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why am I crying

31.05.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, it’s called making do- as per usual poor, corrupted electorates, insulated political structures, carpetbaggers leaving pollution and destroying our bodies and environment is a laughing matter. Fuck your condescension, you’re part of the problem.

21.05.2025 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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