Cunning Linguist Co

If you've ever bought my flair, I KNOW you aren't getting sucked up into Republican Heaven today

Hemingway could never.

#sexrope #neverused #findgreatdealsoncraigslist

As the youth almost certainly no longer say, "Haters gonna hate."

#chillvibes #livingmybestlife

Our stickers get rave reviews.

#elonmuskfuckingsucks

I am #SelfPromoSaturday -ing for a friend. So it's not technically a self promo. But anyway, check out her stuff.

www.cunninglinguist.co

Aw, thank you!

You gotta get with my friends, babe.

#transrights #fuckterfsbutdontlikeactuallyfuckthemyouknow

Hi again, it's me -- your favorite pin weirdo -- still being bad at posting regularly but also still out here making silly pins and shit.

In South Park, San Diego, US citizens stigmergically rose up against Trump’s Gestapo. The revolt erupted midday when ICE began rounding up people at a restaurant; patrons and passersby alike dropped everything to confront the regime storm troopers. #3E #EndImpunity #StopICE

The birds are singing, the trees are blooming, and feral girl spring has begun.

Don't forget to come see your favorite semi-feral pin seller this weekend at Phase Three Brewing! 🍻🌿🌸

Chicago-area friends, come see me this Saturday at Phase Three Brewing for the Spring Artisan Market!

Also a reminder that Fund-a-Thon is still going on -- help us support abortion access and get some rad flair in return. 💗

More like the Down Jones amirite

We live in hell.

IDK how you all are doing but penguin memes are basically the tenuous thread connecting me to sanity right now.

This one's for all my fellow small business owners who are primal screaming this morning.

It's been several days since the last time I posted something mean about Elon or his stupid trucks, and I don't want anyone to forget where I stand on those topics.

It's not an April Fools' joke, I just love talking about it.

On this Trans Day of Visibility, I hope you're safe and as visible as you want to be. I hope you know that you matter. I hope you have joy, and love, and hope.

None of us are free until all of us are free. 🏳️‍🌈

Sink those ships, comrades.

America is a stupid place full of stupid people.

I've seen what cishet white men have to offer and I'm tired of it.

Always has been.

Gotta go save that screen cap to use for exactly this purpose later

above cunning linguists "legal abortion saves lives" sticker and post about a fundraiser, is a simpsons meme that reads "I believe that children are the future, unless we stop them now."

this was a really pleasing timeline juxtaposition

Lmao perfection

Hi! Just a reminder that the Fund-A-Thon for Chicago Abortion Fund is still ongoing. To support our efforts, you can pick up any of our pro-abortion merch in the shop, or donate directly. Go to cunninglinguist.co/caf, or just hit the link in our bio.

90s country but make it gay? Hell yeah, that's extremely my shit, and I'm extremely pleased with how these new stickers turned out. 💖

Would an adorable bisexual ghost make your Monday any better?

Like I know we're on the same side but WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

Yeah, I get the job done.