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this is awesome

mom puppy'd like to kiss is the first one, second is mom puppy'd like... yea i can't figure it out either

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

just saw IDLES open for mcr in boston they were so damn good

I love these types of images by @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social they always make me smile when i see them

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/

"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you

the makers of jelly belly jelly beans all sitting in a room: “yeah but we gotta make 10% of the flavors taste like absolute ass”

Alex says "groeing breasts has been great, but anime characters keep trying to break their falls on me..." Alex points to an anime guy rapidly descending on her to accidentally grope her. Alex pivots out of the way and the anime guy lands flat on his face. He bleeds out into the gutter. He fucking died.

This is not a comment on the quality of the game itself but man it's so wild they made a gacha game about horse racing. It's like a cigarette-themed slot machine.

as a zoomer it's my greatest fear to one day wake up as part of a backlash to the younger generations. i pray i'm built different

strive, gbvs, and under night aren't actually anime street fighter. kof is anime street fighter. strive is street fighter guilty gear and under night is kof blazblue. gbvs is mortal kombat strive and mortal kombat is dogshit

what a cool easter egg for the hardcore fans

my wife is out of town, you know what that means: think about my wife time

i was rly rly saddened at the time but i think it was a just call, if it meant kids with worse test scores but better portfolios and resumes (real experience as a result of talent and grit) got in ahead of me

grades and standardized test scores aren't the only methods! i applied to college in 2023 with all A's on my hs transcript, a 1540 on the SAT which was smth like 98th percentile, and i didn't get into my first choice school because (as far as i can guess) my supplementary materials were weak

major job losses in the neo nazi industry, as publications replace writers with Grok

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

hrt that makes you a carnivore

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

it's actually not possible to condense any set of knowledge into a paragraph, no matter how many writers you've plagiarized in the attempt

Tumblr post from pavlovsbimbo that says "At a kink party recently, and someone said 'aww are you pretending to be a person?'. She ran her fingers through my hair and said 'that must be so tiring, you don't need to pretend anymore.'"

i think this would change me permanently

Playing Deltarune is fun because whenever anything cool or funny happens I get to both enjoy it and also get more and more mad at Toby Fox for being better than me

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.