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@funny-fathead.bsky.social

An aspiring comedian and possible sketch comedy writer (if I ever get around to it๐Ÿ˜‚). A Massachusetts native who is still young, well at heart. I love gaming of all kinds, old school anime and the thrill of one more kill!

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Dat Fathead87 | Battlefieldโ„ข | Xbox A capture by Dat Fathead87

#Battlefield6 #XboxCapture

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30.10.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
No audio needed but I can only imagine the sound effects๐Ÿ˜‚

16.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So far #Battlefield6 is a blast but there are some odd glitches still present, like this fun one....

I backed out of the match cuz no matter how many times I respawned it kept saying the other team wasn't losing points!
What gives #EA?

16.10.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys! This is the THIRD day that Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything controversial....

Is he okay?

13.09.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bostonโ€™s First Labor Day Parade ยท AFL-CIO For detailed schedule, parade route and more, visit: https://gblc.us/bostons-first-labor-day-parade ๐ŸŽ‰ Be Part of History and Join Bostonโ€™s First Labor Day Parade! ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธโœŠ The Greater Boston Labor Counc...

I'm attending AFL-CIO's event, โ€œBostonโ€™s First Labor Day Paradeโ€ - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/aflcio/event...
#Boston #FDT #GoodTrouble

01.09.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This picture is inaccurate, none of them are chewing on his fingers at 5am for food ๐Ÿ˜‚

28.08.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your dog looks like he also thinks things are terrible ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

03.07.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump orders ICE to hit Democrat-run cities in expanded deportation blitz ICE "must expand efforts to detain and deport Illegal Aliens in ... Cities, such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York," he said.

Trump orders ICE to hit Democrat-run cities with deportation blitz share.google/wfo0HMqctoA5...

I'm in MA and if these fuckers start shit they're gonna catch these hands...๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›

#FuckICE

16.06.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You forgot #Cheeks ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

31.05.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Empty Graves - BIAH (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Empty Graves Empty Graves - BIAH (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)

youtu.be/7ukIQAb9HK4?...

This anthem of revolution has that line in it at 2:23 if you wanna skip to it.

I do recommend people watch the video and give it a listen โœŠ

31.05.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#cats #fatcats #minty try this out with your cats if you haven't already
@weirdlilguys.bsky.social

31.05.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, most people don't appreciate the abstract jokes

23.05.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd help but I hear that kind of heist is an art form

Can't picture myself in that situation

Getting in is easy, getting out is a real paint in the ass

#Puns #PunArtist

23.05.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Empty Graves - BIAH (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Empty Graves Empty Graves - BIAH (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)

The Internet: What radicalized you?

Me: youtu.be/7ukIQAb9HK4?...

#BurnItToTheGround #EatTheRich #ProGuillotine

21.05.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah....
Like the rapper Prof said,

"I ain't scared of anybody

Bitch I ain't got a penny on me

I done had so many try me

I swear I got a fire on me!"

16.05.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I see ICE fucking with people in my neck of the woods they're gonna catch these hands

16.05.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dildo theft may be a victimless crime....

But it's still a dick move
#comedy #puns #sextoys

14.05.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At #PAX and partied up with some dope cosplayers!

09.05.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Asked for an 8th at the corner Dispensary.... didn't expect it to come out like this๐Ÿคฃ

I almost don't wanna smoke it, it's like a piece of art!
#FourTwenty #LegalizeIt #DontCriticizeIt #PrettyBud

28.04.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching #LotR dos Torres (had to Google that translation) and paused on a screen that really needed Samuel L Jackson's voice saying "Say Elf again motherfucker, I dare you I double dare you!"

25.04.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The #HandsOff rally went off without a hitch๐Ÿ‘
Had a great time, didn't run into any trouble makers or pro #Trump counter protesters and it was well thought out with quality speakers from the PSL
(Party for Socialism and Liberation)
#fucktrump #fuckRubio

19.04.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay @bsky.app I deleted the Twitter app and my account so now the real change can begin
#Revolution #FightTheFascist

19.04.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Signs up in #Bostonfor the big day
#HandsOff @50501movement.bsky.social

19.04.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One more stop and then we make our voices heard! To the orange turd and his cronies, your time is at an end
#Boston #FuckTrump

19.04.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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See you soon Boston! #StopTheBillionares
#FuckTrump

19.04.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally deleted my Twitter account!

#FuckX #FuckMusk #FuckDonaldTrump
#FoxtrotDeltaTango

13.04.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So my father who was born in the 1940s was looking into the arrests of legal U.S. citizens just for speaking out against the current administration and says, "It's looking more and more like Nazi Germany."
#Trump #ElonIsntInCharge #Fascist #Fascism #Oligarchy #EatTheRich

27.03.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did anyone else read this in a Scottish accent?

13.03.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me, but that is the gulf of America ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

22.01.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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