steve blueberry

oh yeah. that ancient old bag of bones at age 27

2023’s diecasts are finally arriving!

wait can you do a post about the pole winner, who is typically notoriously slow but qualified on pole yesterday

more like Flyin Bird

haha neat

when it comes to home loans, ask forgiveness not permission. as a mortgage broker I recommend this to all my clients

that’s it

good win! you were quick

spindrift

his evergreen tell for a conversation that never happened

love to spend bookkeeping and accounting time because I got a two cent payment from b2b saas spam

sales pitch email that is actually a paypal notification email “PodPitch.com has sent you $0.02 USD Is this Steve? I noticed Trading Paints when looking up custom car liveries for iRacing yesterday and *had* to send you my two cents. There are THOUSANDS of iRacing enthusiasts listening to podcasts *right now*, trying to customize their virtual race cars. 🔹 Here's the secret: instead of spending $5K on Facebook or Google ads, you can now reach them directly through podcasts – YOUR voice in THEIR ears. 🔹 If you & Trading Paints send the right emails with our podcast emailing software PodPitch, you can appear on 10+ podcasts monthly as a guest *for free* on podcasts iRacing fans already love. 🔹 Our two cents: Steve, can I show you how PodPitch could work for Trading Paints in 15 mins? 🔹 I set up a page on our site just for you... Is there time here that works for you? 👉 https://PodPitch.com/steve 👈 🔹 From Neal, cofounder of PodPitch. PS – I'm happy to cancel/reverse this if you're not loving it. Email me back at hi[at]podpitch.com for any questions. ☕️ PS – We'll buy you coffee or a custom car livery if the 15 min call isn't worth your time. 🏎️🎨”

I promise I will never, ever use your product if you try to end up in my inbox like this

when you get a hair stuck on your tongue

is this about 99 or 10

when you really don’t like Magnitude from Community

around here, it’s called ARBY’S TIME

i'm getting word that there was an interdimensional breach at Disney World and now there are multiple Even Stevens rides

Race Car drivers who never won shit

many people are saying this

watching indycar

Hello, Mr. McSwain! I work with the marketing department at the company. Do we have permission to use the quote “my jaw fuckin dropped”, attributed to you (Snackwrap McSwain), as a testimonial about Paint Builder in a future marketing brochure?

why would the head of HR also be responsible for writing documentation

wait until you learn you can hold the H key when moving something to hide the handles

omg lol

oh, it’s ok. fred has just released the mearn files bsky.app/profile/fred...

Fred didn’t say a word when @mearn.me mentioned Arby’s, so I’m not convinced

what else is there to discuss…?

Yes. He iced me out after the 2021 text

text screenshot between Steve and Fred, from Steve’s perspective. Steve faithfully wishes Fred a happy birthday wish each year unless Fred doesn’t acknowledge the previous year’s wish

love texting with my friends. so many unforgettable conversations

Did you feel that? No? Me neither!