D.M. Schmeyer

I think they are legitimately sick and vexed of getting hammered on healthcare in midterms. They want *some* answer. They just don't have one.

So, pre-existing conditions. Got it. Yeah, I bet your colleagues want to run on that, Markwayne.

I'm struggling to think of a reason for bringing your girlfriend and dog on tour that isn't a terrible reason.

Knowing how they work and what they can and can't do is just smart if they touch your field, which is becoming increasingly true of more and more fields.

The statistics ARE almost certainly undercounted!

Let me have this

No, I told him he shouldn't be talking to me and with a lawyer for a father he should know that by now

If I wanted to repel 40% of all women there are ways to do that without begging for a false imprisonment lawsuit

"Say he looks like a cop, then ask if he knows about White genocide"

I'm gonna need y'all to stop agreeing so reasoly with the roasting I got from a kid

No, juat in its leadership, membership, and history.

I'm a Taurus, so, not beating the cop allegations on that front

So is the FBI

You can get yourself clean, have a good meal, do whatever you feel, quite the organization

There's a certain je nais se quois for the special agent vibe.

Look 18, the hair, the dead soulless eyes, the suspicious lack of facial hair, the suspicious preference for shirts with collars, sounding like Ned Flanders if he was a bass.

So y'all say as I'm training the eventual Bluesky LLM on "this dude is what a fed looks like"

I have a healthy fear that this is just Village People cosplay with extra steps

Well you don't have to just agree, goddamn

Definitely rocking that "probably Republican with two first names" aesthetic, yeah.

Something close to the *very* first thing the son of @akivamcohen.bsky.social said to me upon first meeting was "excuse me, sir, but you look like a cop."

...so a bunch of people who didnt know two rando jags were on a company meeting were on a company meeting?

Fraud is, like, the tip of the damn iceberg here.

Oh. Ww84 is trash start to finish. Hall of fame bad. Idk if it has 5 redeemable minutes. If it does Chris Pine is in them.

Rogue One legitimately has 45 great minutes. But it doesnt save the film, unfortunately.

The third act is good and the first two aren't.

Which is a pretty serious flaw because that's a lot of bad movie to sit through to get to the good movie.

Here's a guy whose defense allows first downs without any third downs, I mean, that's, haha, that's bad, Pat.

*John Madden voice*

I, i, if you gotta football team, and they, and they allow 6 yards on the ground, that's per attempt, Pat, that right there, that's gonna, that's gonna, that right there that's gonna make it hard to win a football game.

"He kicks good, so we're going to overlook that other shit, until you ask our coaches and player about it and they, incredibly foreseeably, say some absolutely boneheaded shit"

I love Thursday because everybody is chill on Thursday, everybody wants to get to the weekend, its a civil day.

Monday morning everybody puts on their asshole underwear and its time to go to war over stupid shit

My alarm on Monday, and almost always only Monday, is what I call the Bullshit Bell.

Rings, I roll over, check my phone notifications, say "well, this is bullshit" and get up.

Granola bars, aerodyne bike, and major life-threatening gastrointestinal surgery.

Got it.

Amazing how many times that article just shows up in life. It memorializes an interesting time.

I've lost 80 lbs, for one.