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#CrackerBarrel had declining sales, spent time and money on strategy development to increase sales. And then threw out all of those plans because people complained. The complainers are the same people who weren’t spending enough money at Cracker Barrel in the first place.

This should work out well

Caption: Billionaires after donating to a cause that wouldn’t have to exist if they were taxed fairly. Blond man in uniform with hands in front of him saying: No need to thank me

Me putting off a shower for hours like it's a hassle

Also me finally: "I never want to get out of the shower"

PSA: if you are concerned/curious about your measles immunity, there is a blood test for that-Rubeola IGG

Sling 'Get Comedy' channel

Don't have more kids if you believe they are better off dead

You’ll be punishing working families when they enact this plan

A woman won $25k and said: "I can pay off my groceries!" and I think we all feel that

The word for what Senate Democrats are doing right now is "betrayal." Not only are they voluntarily surrendering the only leverage they have, the leverage they have spent months promising to use against Trump, they're doing it while lying and pretending they want the opposite.

Y'all scared?

So glad she's on the mend!

The way that networks like CBS are reporting the chaos directly relates to the public reaction

My dog will enthusiastically snarf down water from a random mudhole but boldly rejects day old water in her bowl. The Dogosphere is clearly influencing her behavior.

Maybe it’s time to stop blaming Elon and start blaming the republican leadership by name one by one. Who else is going to stop the destruction?

Minority Outreach sounds like a DEI initiative

Don’t ever tell me this wasn’t carefully choreographed…

Damn near anything

Batshit Brigade

What exactly is the #moralcompass now?

You can blame Garland if you want to — and I agree that he has faults — but reading through the Smith report on election interference makes one thing clear:

Voter apathy saved Trump from real accountability for the first time in his life.

I hope everyone who stayed home is happy.

The cruelty is the thing

Tr*mp's life is basically one big unconditional discharge

Trust me when I say: You will not miss Facebook. Let it go

I mean, why even play Notre Dame?

I found myself dancing to Xmas music today. What's your favorite holiday bop?

Seems like I good time to catch up on your vaccines, if you like preventative care.

Ack!