nicole

my grandma fashioned a rope out of her bedsheets at the hospital like pls chill out

vibes on this app have got to improve past “mixer at a nonprofit”

Still figuring out that whole Middle East kerfuffle before I take a side but I'm loving learning the lore from my colleagues

posting on here again i guess

barbie movie was absolutely devastating to my monday work productivity, which i anticipated but still cant cope with

staying as calm as possible knowing i just misaligned stickers meant to cover a typo

i love my female coworker. tamora i hope u know i would kill for u

Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

sadposting (im at work)

just realized i accidentally marked all of these posts as spanish english AND chinese. my bad

schedule for today is bath, feast, nap, smoke in that order (about to smoke like a ham)

TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps

WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps

elon actually capping tweets so bluesky activity going up today

im not even doing something else im just sitting here. staring

my greatest skill is clocking in and doing fuck all

normal night so far (3 sec away from throwing up)

omg the barbies are for rich people lady is here

new plan every time i want to qt an idiot on twitter i will just do it here

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

ITS CALLED A SKEET??????