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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

gritty has seized control of the federal government

Let me emphasize this:

"you don't individually need to witness each horror"

We're less than a week into this disaster of an administration. Do not let yourself burn out already!

Single-issue activism is not a moral failure

Omni-activism is the way to burnout

Collaborate with other specialists instead of trying to be a singular generalist

One kinda underrated factor for Trump rn is that he promised an absolutely unworkable amount of tax cuts and giveaways to win.

If you voted for free IVF, no more taxes on your tips, tax deductions on auto loans, all while your grocery bill went back to 2019 levels... hm good luck

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
theonion.com/cia-realizes...

Daughter tells me she heard today that if you wear a band T-shirt (especially as a young woman) and a man says to you “name five of their songs”, the correct response is “name five women who trust you”, so I pass this on in case any of you need it

Then there's my dad, who sends an ominous "Can you call me?" text when it's just some innocuous question, but *also* uses a text to blindside me with "something is wrong with my heart and they said I need surgery" on a workday with no warning.

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

"Four free tests will be available for each household to request through the government's COVIDTests.gov portal beginning on Monday, Sept. 25"

www.cbsnews.com/news/free-co...

My uncle, stepdad, and dad are having major surgeries on three consecutive days this week and I'm going to put every other male relative in a bubble, I swear to god.

Your silence regarding this thing I learned about yesterday is deafening.

Rizzo loves to fuck

If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners

When people ask what 2007 was like

3.5 years in and my work still won't tell anybody when someone comes in to the office sick with covid because they've never been able to understand that WA Dept. of Health REQUIRED employee notification and instead they'd just incorrectly cite HIPAA.

Bankman-Fried then texted Musk directly to say he was “really excited about what you’ll do with TWTR.” He said he had $100 million of Twitter stock that he’d like to “roll,” meaning that his Twitter stock would be converted into a stake in the new company once Musk took it private. “Sorry, who is sending this message?” Musk texted back. When Bankman-Fried apologized and introduced himself, Musk replied curtly, “You’re welcome to roll.” That led Bankman-Fried to call Musk in May. “My bullshit detector went off like red alert on a Geiger counter,” Musk says. Bankman-Fried began talking rapidly, all about himself. “He was talking like he was on speed or Adderall, a mile a minute,” Musk says. “I thought he was supposed to be asking me questions about the deal, but he kept telling me the things he was doing. And I was thinking, ‘Dude, calm down.’” The feeling was mutual; Bankman-Fried thought Musk seemed nuts. The call lasted a half hour, and Bankman-Fried ended up neither investing nor rol

Incredible.

the correct way to spell hats is HATS because it’s all caps

I couldn't wait. I needed the joy. 🎃👻💀

Should be asking yourself some hard questions if the trees are attacking your house

'Dr. pepper' is the name of the guy who invented it. what you're drinking is actually Pepper's Monster

from NYT: Do Cocktail Glasses Have a Gender? For Some Men, Clearly. Stereotypes may be fading, but bartenders say many male customers are still uneasy with fancy glassware. And bars are trying to help.

guy: i’m not gonna buy into woke gender ideology

same guy: this cup is a girl

me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11

teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it

me: ok no, but i see how you got there

Photo of someone showing an iPhone screen to the statue of a woman with a look of confused disappointment on her face.

Excited to be here and hopefully have a feed that doesn't make me feel like this each time I open it: