Figgenstein's Monster

Even though our tastes and opinions are relatively similar

It's not a competition, I love schlock, but it is a good litmus for which movies we tend to gravitate toward most

10 horror movies to get to know me

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Noroi: The Curse
House (77)
Knife+Heart
The Haunting (63)
Exorcist III
Hellraiser
Pulse
MAD GOD
Nosferatu (79)

Ran out of room but
- The Haunting (1963)
- any Hammer Horror but especially The Horror of Dracula

- History of the Occult
- Noroi: The Curse
- Bram Stoker's Dracula
I usually do a marathon the night of with:
- WNUF Halloween Special
- Haunt (not a fave but it's a good Halloween vibe and has the funniest cover song)
- Halloween 78 or Halloween 3
- Ghostwatch
- Trick or Treat

Oh for sure, I'd be toast

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

:( She got sick and had to go home :(

But my boss's boss is on it. Apparently it started going off like an hour ago and there's like maybe a firetruck on the far end of the building now? They haven't even emailed or told our VP to get the fuck out so it doesn't seem severe

She osh on my kosh til I b’gosh

We suspect it may be a glitch in the alarm system, we're not sure why else it wouldn't have gone off on our floor and why the elevators are still working. Also the only people I see outside are from the first floor so idk

lmfao I'm okay

Uhhhh well the building may or may not be on fire. Fire alarms are only going off on the lower floors so it might just be the president's office lol

You shouldn't have to do promo while you're on vacay wtf

Also don't slander Curt that way

Perhaps not, but it DOES look pretty sick, and sometimes feeling like you're cool is half the battle

"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI

I think waiting for T would be a lot easier if any doctor's office would at least send me an email telling me if they had room to take me. I feel like I have no recourse, I have a chronic condition that means DIY is out and I can't afford out of state, so I feel stuck

Tired as hell and I'm not getting home for another like 7 hours but there's gonna be a cute girl (besides my wife, may she rest in peace) at my house making me chicken pot pie so maybe I'm doing something right. I didn't even ask her to!!

I'm trying to ;_;

Thank you estrogen for making it easier to bully my wife

HAHAHAHA

Sorry to harm but also hell yeah, lmao

Sure sure

You refuse to speak on the short queen allegations

Nabokov would have loved Blue Sky bc it’s all butterfly-themed and is all about the narratives of genuine people entirely controlled through lenses operated by deranged sociopaths

Maybe more so than I realize because those boots have a little bit of lift

You and your baby brother are getting dangerously close to the same height

Love to prepare for a very long and social event by making sure I eat as much onion and vinegar for lunch as possible

I'm so excited for my lil lunch tomorrow but I fear I smell like onions now