A Friend From Out of Town

a young girl is standing in front of a bicycle ALT: a young girl is standing in front of a bicycle

Can someone please send me $2 on Venmo @CopperLava?

I have a very aggressive paperboy outside on his bike.

#WheresTheLady

#WhatLady

#WhoIsArnieFrancis

I can think of bigger injustices just today.

What the fuck if they even

Where is this buddy movie we deserve

Turn around, bright eyes!

When are we gonna get the Alan Alda and Dick Van Dyke buddy movie we deserve?

Back in black, hit the sack, been so long it's good to be back!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Well I hope he gets the help he needs.

"I WAS A GOVERNOR BUT I CAN'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WEAK PEOPLE DO IN MY NIGHTMARES"

BOOZE

I don't think I have a cold, but I have a runny nose. My left nostril feels like there's an angry cicada in there.

I was only following orders.

Thank you. That's good advice.

Would it be ridiculous to put tri-color rotini in this? or would that be too much?

Any other recommendations are appreciated. #CookSky #Recipe #LowFat #SOUPER

Oh I remember we read this senior English, then we moved on to "Heart of Darkness" to lighten the mood.

When you're being named in a protest song, wake up.

The autistic brain understands but lacks recognizing the full context more unless it's a specific joke pattern we have accepted. Even when we do understand the joke, it still has to be funny.

Misogynist jokes are never funny.

People don't like it when you ask them to explain it.

Always ask.

oh jfc

We can admit democracy is a flawed system without making it a feature.

10/10 no notes

Skeletor's family looks as expected.

Ohhhh wow a movie on my list fell below Tommy.

Why do the still shots look like TNG?

Everyone lies on main. We at least have good food.

She needs a blanket.

I want a version of the TNG opening that uses the Roadrunner the more mutted beep beep beep beep.

Girl, same.

"They want to prevent you from spending the money so they can recoup it."
"Isn't that cynical?"
"Nothing is too cynical in this timeline."