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I've been thinking I want to start seeing more off broadway stuff

PANEL 1: MATTIE, looking at her phone, talking to someone offscreen. MATTIE: Hey, did you see this big list that got published? VO: No! What is it. PANEL 2: MATTIE, raising her eyebrows. MATTIE: Looks like there's an undercover cabal of draculas and other ghouls that seemingly kind of runs the entire world AND is responsible for every shitty thing that's happened for like, two decades. Huh. PANEL 3: MATTIE, looking at the person she's been talking to, who appears to be some sort of dracula. THE DRACULA: Have you read the whole thing yet? MATTIE: No, why? PANEL 4: Another GHOUL appears on the other side of MATTIE. DRACULA: I was just going to say it's probably not that big of a deal who's on there, actually. GHOUL: Classic over-reaction.

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The dentists office should let you wear the cozy weighted blanket the whole b time

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

I've enjoyed a lot of halftime shows but that was the only one I wanted to immediately rewatch

I had the honor of witnessing the birth of Puerto Rico’s own IBEW local (222) a few years ago and met some of the local electricians working to reconnect the island and keep their grid up. It was incredibly rainy, incredibly gorgeous, and the union members were full of pride.

Bad Bunny and Lady Gaga

😭🥹😭🥹😭🥹

The set design for this is awesome

The choreography is so raucous and joyous. this is so so good.

Thank you! I tuned in just in time

The first rule of being a New Yorker is don't envy LA no matter how bleak the winter is but a friend of mine recently went on a hike AND met Connor from HR so my resolve is */-breaking-\*

Take heart!

We should start saying the Epstein Class instead of oligarchy because I honestly believe most people don't know what that means.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Winter Olympics Promo - SNL

tysm to Jane Wickline for ruining the luge for me www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63...

Today's was a sleeper activation for former gifted kids 😂

It was always status anxiety, and what gives mediocre people more unearned status than race?

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Resident Jon Mannella challenged the lie that immigration agents target the “worst of the worse” and questioned why DHS and the City of Surprise would place them next to multiple schools if this smear was true. “I imagine if this was a homeless shelter or a mental health center, you would find a way to stop it. You would pull out all the stops. You would pull out the tomes of English common law, dust them off, and try to find some appendix in there to make sure you didn’t have to build this building. Well just pretend that it’s that and put a stop to it.”

“I imagine if this was a homeless shelter or a mental health center, you would find a way to stop it. You would pull out all the stops."

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Wondering if opening ceremonies will be as weird as last time.

Nobody:
France: YOU KNOW 'MENAGE A TROIS' IS FRENCH, RIGHT?

Actual footage of me at corporate HQ 😂

New hardest song not to sing and dance to in the corporate cafeteria unlocked: Walking on Sunshine.

Completely unrelated: I feel like we don't spend enough time studying the French revolution in this country.

"Money can't buy happiness" has always been a terrible phrase -- MONEY IS NECESSARY BUT NOT SUFFICIENT FOR HAPPINESS. Fucks sake.

(visiting my parents last weekend)
Dad: do you want to watch SNL tonight?
Me: Sure, Alexander Skarsgard is hosting; I've had a crush on him for ages
Dad: Oh. Um. Hm.. Wasn't he in Mamma Mia?
Me: OMG that was his father.

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