Inane thought generator

Albo rocks up to parliament house in a cradle of filth vestal masturbation shirt.

I'd have more respect for the prime minister if he went and checked the mail in a frenzal rhomb Pell Awaits tshirt.

No other country has their premier punk act that write songs about doing heroin in a fast food carpark.

Just ordered a Turn Bleft sticker for my car.

No, you have Kokomo in your head, but the word Kokomo is replaced with Pokemon

There's plenty of reasons to think Albanese is a fuckhead, you don't need to have a go at his t shirt.

Reading the comments it sounds like this is a proxy for racism.

i was all in on mamdani until i found out that he called his dad's cousin his "aunt" instead of using the term we all know and love, "cousin once removed"

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

I think that may be part of it. It's also a cultural thing. Like the kind of white people who count degrees of cousin are less likely to call unrelated people uncle and aunty I think.

Rapidly learning in these replies that it's an almost everyone thing.

i can't feel sorry for someone like this. i just don't accept this kind of delusion as anything but a choice.

Out of all the things that could recreate the manic energy of following Blaseball almost entirely through Internet Posts, I was not expecting actual baseball.

It’s a big day for fans of baseball, or as the rest of the world calls it, “American Cricket”

I think about this in how the guy who ran MySpace sold his company and then traveled the world doing photography, while the guy who runs Facebook never let it go and has gone out of his way to destroy democracy in order to gain more power.

It's one melon, how much could it cost?

Murders were a lot harder to investigate I guess.

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.

My kids won't watch any animation older than about 10 years ago because it looks weird, but they watch the wizard of Oz.

The munchkins are too small apparently.

I cannot have arguments with my children about whether wicked is canonical.

Probably unpopular opinion. Sheeplechase is a better show than the Magnus protocol.

I keep getting posts of coverup questions in Reddit, and it's like the only answer should be "find a professional in your area, look at the work and go and ask them what they can do"

A cartoon showing the absurdity of taking centrist positions on moral issues

Calling it the Epstein Ballroom is disrespectful to the office of the presidency.

I can’t believe people would even dream of calling it the Epstein Ballroom.

NSW Supreme Court ruling shows Minns' moral panic is no basis for policymaking

Opinion | The NSW Supreme Court has overruled a new law that gave police even more powers to break up demonstrations. It was legislation based on moral panic, @marquelawyers.com.au writes.

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A picture of He-Man

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

headline from popularmechanics.com reading "Scientists Have Confirmed the Existence of a Third Form of Magnetism"

what the fuck does this mean

Like dude, you're looking for an improv game. You want more rp than combat, there are games for that. They aren't d&d.