Bandersnatch

Johnson is a massive fucking coward. Bet he rapes kids, too.

I tried to watch Affleck's The Accountant and the second installment. Couldn't do it.

Bet he believes fucking little girls is okay.

He's on the list too

Dream a Little Dream of Me -Cass Elliott 1968

Alison -Elvis Costello 1977

Multiple assassins? The first one was a smoke show and the second one-which was also a hoax-didn't get anywhere near him.

He seems like a dickhead

The collective IQ of ICE agents is a negative number.

Elroy Mush has him in spades

My question is how are there people who think this shit is real?

Meanwhile, the rest of the world has known it for 50 years.

lmao Scott Baio hasn't acted in California for over 20 years. And Kid Rock isn't a kid and he most certainly does not rock.

Maybe he'll visit the Grand Canyon and lose control of his chair...

How about gas station sushi?

Little bitch also said he always wanted to have a Purple Heart, but when the opportunity to earn one came along, he pussied out.

Moms For Liberty is really Moms For Fascism. Fuck those nasty hoes

Fuck is wrong with people?

Summer Breeze -Seals and Crofts 1972

Remember that every time there's a hurricane or other natural disaster, people pray to go for it to go away or to be saved from it and it never works.

Wasn't it Elroy Mush who promised that? No wait, he said we'd be living on Mars by now and that there would be high speed tunnels all over Earth to transport us instantly wherever we wanted to go.

I'm sure we'll be hearing from KKKaroline and the morons at Faux Noise about how brave he was and how exhausting the "patrol" must have been. It will go down in MAGA history as one of his greatest achievements. There will be statues and also trading cards available in the White House gift shop.

Dear Leader vowed to “patrol” the streets of DC with his occupation force!
He arrived by limo in a staging parking lot, spoke briefly, and went straight back to the White House before sunset.
Sources say he had warm milk and cookies before retiring for the night.

Wow, that was some patrol he went on. I expect the incels who work 24/7 in the White House basement making the memes of his all jacked up will come up with some real doozies for that.

True...

lol he got out of his armored limo, babbled incoherently as he is wont to do, then got back in the limo and went home to change his nappy. That was quite the patrol.