Matt 🧑‍💻

The top half of a cat is concealed behind a gold curtain, its bottom half exposed.

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.

what if we all got together to just drank diet dr pepper and scream at GCP

Day 7 of #30DayMapChallenge asked us to think about accessibility. @gsagostini.bsky.social considers two metrics of access simultaneously: distance to a Subway and distance to the subway.

maybe if we all just read directly from a json file

claude just LOVES using a .json file instead of the already existing postgres db

Perry, a miniature donkey in Palo Alto, served as the uncredited model for Donkey in the Shrek animated film franchise for $75.

I wanna buy a case for my AirPods Pro but I don’t wanna buy it off am*z*n

It’s so funny to just be outside in Montreal on a habs game night haha whenever something happens the whole city starts screaming

I’m so exciteeeeeeeeedddddd

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in March.

My rilakuma plushie sitting on my bedside table, staring with those deep, dark, empty eyes. The judgement behind those eyes is palpable.

This bear staring at me lying on my bed after I spent $27 on a poke bowl on ub*r e*ts

Me in a park surrounded by snow

Snow queen

CAN YOU PASS THE PRETZELS?

My balcony, but covered in about 70cm of snow, you can see my balcony chair completely buried in snow

What the fuck 🤠

The way I’m flying back to this rn 😭 I’m not ready

Miami Airport sucks fucking eggs

Of course, shall we head to the jacuzzi?

I’ll take another piña colada, thanks xx

Doechii

Ohhhhhhhh I’m such a doechii stan now

Me in the sun, my eyes are closed and I’m holding a large coffee

save me filter coffee with no milk or sugar

Is there a feed that’s just…I don’t know…photos of capybaras hanging out in hot springs with yuzu fruits?

I need a break from all of this

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Get your champagne ready!

I needed to change one of the env vars on my site, but the env vars hadn’t been deployed?? But it was still working??

Wait… if we had stories on Bluesky, what do we think about that 👀