Peter Rogers

Too many people don't know themselves well enough to act like themselves.

In the time it took me to read all your short, silly little posts here I could have read the complete works of Ayn Rand.

I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. My gratitude is deep and eternal.

I gotta say, the excitement of exploding d20s in SDM is better than a critical hit ever could be. You rolled a 42 on your carousing check? Awesome, you've got a new friend who's a spacesuit full of sentient beans, enjoy.

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.

INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer

TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?

INVENTOR: it's not a plane

TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's

INVENTOR: its a little red wagon

TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?

INVENTOR: theres no radio

I've made Russia a lot like #Halloween    pumpkin. Trying to look scary on outside but inside everything of value has been cut out with the rest set on fire.

🎵 I don’t want to work 🎵

🎵 I just want to bang on this drum all day 🎵

*plays keyboard riff for three minutes straight*

There once was a king named Ozymandias
Whose subjects assured him what a man he was
All that's left are some legs
And some signage that begs
To look 'pon his works and feel sad-ias

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

#welcomeToMountport

A story in three parts

Little dude loves his head rubs

Robert Falk (Russian, 1886-1958)
Red Houses, 1921
#Art

a man in a black shirt with a detroit lions logo on his chest Alt: Dan Campbell giving a postgame speech, raising his palm like an airplane

To put it in coachspeak? You Play How You Practice; practicing defiance against unjust authorities in small ways prepares you to do it when shit hits the fan. Likewise, helping out folks through mutual aid on the regular means you're well positioned to do what's needed in a crisis.

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

#art #design

the duality of man

Two posts describing a “unified theory of American reality” called “everyone is twelve now”, with examples of 12 year old thinking.

Maybe that’s why this gem dropped.

PS no for me. I would say that everything was better before the Techbro oligarch era. It’s not the technology that’s the problem: it’s the bros.

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Une journée automnale

J.Brufal🖌

A huge fluff of a Pallas cat sits amid their grassy throne as if sprawled among cushions in the most exotic, smoke-filled tent in this magical bazaar, dispensing wisdoms deeper even than her fur. Paws tucked in, huge tail wrapped around her, a face caught in a thoughtful expression matching the visions in her mind; somebody, somewhere, is opening a tin of what they call Too Nar. You can recreate this at home by having your tabby cat knock the spider plant from the shelf and then sit in the wreckage.

The Pallas Cat Seer of Truths says, "No, it isn't Friday yet, sorry."

I like to spend my mornings playing in my zen garden (scooping my cat's litterbox)

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Me, a sailor in ancient times, sailing my boat into the rocks like an idiot: Uhh a lady made me do it. By singing. Usually I'm really good at this

In 1521 the great artist Albrecht Dürer wasn't feeling so great, so he send a picture to hist physician with the text;
“Do wo der gelb fleck is und mit dem finger drawff dewt do is mir we” (Translation: There where the yellow spot is and the finger points, there it hurts me).

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist