@bsky.app asked me to verify my age so I can continue using the app. Surely the fact they had to send the link to my HOTMAIL account is ample verification that I am old enough to be on here.

19.01.2026 11:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a senior shiba inu is bundled into a basket on the front of a blue bicycle. the bottom of the basket is wicker, but the top two-thirds is a wide wire mesh. the dog’s fluffy fur pokes through the squares of the wire, giving her back and booty the distinct appearance of a golden honey glazed ham. her front paws stick up over the top edge of the basket, and she’s looking forward toward the next adventure.

This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)

06.12.2025 20:34 — 👍 5908    🔁 657    💬 64    📌 34

I often cut the above dialogue to just “I asked for no broth” when someone serves me food. In a Ralph Wiggum voice of course.

03.10.2025 05:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

REX: Your broth, sir.

RALPH (as George Washington): I asked for no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!

REX: Hmm. Yes.

02.10.2025 07:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0