maaad moxxiiiiiii

AND they sucked the life out of the state name! look at it! she was so big, so proud, MICHIGAN BABY!!! now its just Michigan. and it doesn’t even give you the abbreviation anymore now no one is gonna be able to tell us apart from minnesota. don’t even brag about getting the MI outta 4 mi states

just learned michigan is phasing out the mackinac bridge licenses and forcing us to carry our shitty stupid state flag in our pocket all the time now. fuck you this flag sucks shit

first test subjects

i’ve always kinda wanted one because i love the ~aesthetic~ but never figured it was worth the investment… it is more than worth free i am having a blast chasing my cats around rn 😭

work gave me a gift yay i love free stuff

i hvave built the man a new Kitty Corner … he thinsk it is acceptable

just tried my first McRib
1/10 i see why they keep getting rid of it

dashcam footage of my grandpa trying to take me the fuck out today

a patchy but still pretty strong history of rvb predated this by many years and an introduction to the then-25-episode minecraft series also predated this but only by a few days. my official “AHnniversary” falls sometime between nov 16-23, 2012 based on upload dates. i was almost 16 lil years old

watching old rt/ah vids tonight for nostalgias sake and instantly became distraught upon noticing the date this rt life (first one i ever saw) came out

pico park pico park pico park ENOUGH! please god enough please i want friendship without yelling

i dont think there is a fourth dimension. or any dimension past that for that matter. we can perceive all of them

🫵HEY ASSHOLE
“huh?”
BET YOU CANT DO THIS🤷‍♂️🗡️🩸🩸☠️
“aww fgod dammit. son of a fucmmmmmmmREALLY DUDE🤬🤦‍♂️🗡️

just learned about “sashi-bara,” a tactic in which a samurai would call out another samurai and then commit seppuku in order to pressure the other samurai into also committing seppuku. there is no evidence to prove this actually happened but its really funny to think it did

‪i have also been aware of the term “enemy of the state” as long as i can remember. it has simply never connected in my little pea brain‬

date: sunday, december 22, 2024
time: 21:43 EST
i am 28 years old, born 1996. the album, “Enema of the State,” by california pop punk band blink-182 was released in 1999. i have been aware of it as long as i can remember. i just now figured out what the title means.

restaurant playing exclusively christmas music im about to destroy their business by swallowing a live grenade at the bar. you made me do this

JOE CAPUTO WAS A GOOD MAN!

you know theyre fire

slept in late because it is my birthday and my back hurts and i dont want to work 12 hours tonight but we live in this fucking dystopia where people aren’t even allowed to sleep on their own birthday. i hate it here

i 💖 u
Germanic languages
even u icelandic🫡
swedish… you’r on thin ice.

my mom texting me to see when i can come down and collect bday cards but im working 6pm-6am into the morning of my bday and then 6pm-6am the night of my bday and then i will proceed to work for an additional 4 days in a row so i don’t really have a bday this year tbh

one of my friends looked at me tonight she said “it’s your birthday in two days!” and i was like “??? yeah … how do you remember that” and she just goes “i’m a mom” explained everything i’ve ever wondered about her tbh

the hell i have to live in is that i cannot physically nor mentally handle the cold and the snow and all that bullshit and 7 months of winter makes me want to kill myself in the least joking way i can muster and i am plagued with images of me doing it all the time but also i’m trapped here lol

–12°C btw

there is a particular type of rage that the average person will never experience but anyone who lives in the fucking tundra will understand and that rage only exists when you walk out of a building and it is this cold outside and also it is windy and also your car is parked 500 feet away

gary oldman is an extreme offender when it comes to “being really bad at faking an american accent” he creates new words out of how dog his accent is. hugh laurie is regarded as one of the greats but i see through him. the only person who ever fooled me was christian bale

i have a lot of tiny and useless skills and one of them is 99.9% of the time being able to tell when an actor — no matter how outstanding their performance is — is faking an american accent

“transatlantic accent is fake” people should burn and/or rot. in hell preferably