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@deckyrd.bsky.social

Writer, creator, storyteller.

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Someone recently said "Dean Cain is the Rob Schneider of Kevin Sorbos" and I can't think of a more accurate assessment.

07.08.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he "a sworn law enforcement officer" in the same way that Steven Seagal is a "sheriff?"

Are we 100% certain this isn't just a setup for a shitty tv show where he desperately claws at relevance?

06.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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5 soldiers shot in 'active shooter incident' at Fort Stewart in Georgia; suspect in custody, officials say In an alert posted on Facebook, Fort Stewart Hunter Army Airfield said the lockdown was due to an β€œactive shooter incident in the 2nd Armored Brigade Combat Team area.”

If only those soldiers had guns of their own, they could have prevented...

Wait.

Shit.

Something-something "Good guy with a gun?" No, that doesn't work, either...

www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

06.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty fucking tired of people posting racist/sexist shit and expecting a pass because "It's just a joke" or "They're one of the good ones."

Fuck you. Be a good person or don't - but don't claim to be good then shit yourself when someone points out that you're being bad.

05.08.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#NPR and #PBS are the only true-neutral news and reporting agencies left in this country -- that's why the fascists in charge are trying to destroy them.

Support facts, support knowledge, support learning.

Support public media.

04.08.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like you could take the word "Batman" out of that sentence and it would still be accurate.

03.08.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously - sign up, it's 100% worth it. The shows are amazing and there aren't commercials.

In today's age of anti-education, learning things is punk rock.

Be awesome, support PBS.

03.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am genuinely terrified he's trying to manufacture his own Cuban Missile Crisis to both give himself a win and distract from the Epstein files...

01.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So...there wasn't anybody on that Death Star when it exploded? 🀨

01.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you have a #ChronicCondition or #disability, there's no such thing as hypochondria -- literally anything could be a symptom or warning of a flare-up, and if you blow it off it could cripple or kill you. πŸ˜₯

01.08.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then I'll hit 'em with "Technically, ninjas used any sword available, making ANY sword a ninja sword, which means the king and queen's guards are ILLEGAL! Go arrest THEM!"

Meanwhile, you're smuggling swords out in a golf bag with fuzzy hats on them.

29.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a scholar of Japanese history/culture, I'd go nuts arguing "this isn't a NINJA sword, it's a TSURUGI - completely legal!"

29.07.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the record, there's no such thing as "*TOO* Blade Runner 2049"

29.07.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I continue to find more & new reasons to be enraged at G@iman; right now I'm livid we lost a fully fleshed-out Sandman show.

Season 1 was 11 episodes, covered 2.5 books.
Season 2 is 11 episodes and somehow covers the other 6.

They rushed to end it, and we lost so much.

28.07.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anybody in the world was as bad an ineffective at their jobs as cops are, they'd be fired immediately and blackballed from their industry.

Instead, cops get more money and full immunity from the laws they're sworn to uphold.

This is the worst timeline.

27.07.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Orville is quite possibly the best Star Trek ever made.

27.07.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

One of my favorite parts of #FantasticFour that I haven't seen anybody else mention yet is the sly cameo of Jack Kirby in the Timely Comics office.

26.07.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm gonna leave my lights ON to own the libs!"

26.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: police do not stop crime. Police do not prevent crime. Police do not solve crime.

Police are the biggest criminal organization on the planet.

26.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just because he's dead doesn't suddenly make Hulk Hogan a good person.

24.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

I take my hat off to you, madam. That's brilliant.

(although I would be terrified of any man who stumbles across it and thinks he's found a kindred spirit)

23.07.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I promise you he has a copy of The Art of War on his bookshelf, and he calls it his "dating manual."

23.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The man-child who commissioned this painting:

Thinks Rick Sanchez is a hero.
Has a Punisher decal on their truck.
Thinks Tyler Durden was right.
Fully believes female orgasms are a myth.
Subscribes to at least two different incel podcasts, and Joe Rogan.

23.07.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us."

We've long since forgotten this, and we're all suffering because of it.

22.07.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In case anybody wants to go protest, the address is:

4310 SW Macadam Ave
Unit 206B
Portland, OR 97239
United States

22.07.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, unless you're Native American, you should set an example for the other immigrants and leave first. πŸ˜‰

22.07.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How soon can we burn this down?

22.07.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They probably did, but ever since I learned that overlapping eras means you could factually/realistically see an adventure party consisting of a cowboy, pirate, samurai, and Victorian gentleman thief, I'm willing to blend time a bit liberally.

20.07.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm picturing them back to back, each has a pistol raised, they're tilting their heads forward with a smirk that says "Go on and try something, we dare you..."

20.07.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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