Meli

Spoopy!!

Every damn thing adds shit to my to-read list

hmm that too many degrees for spoopytown

Jam the brown tabby cat with her eyes closed on a cozy bed next to a small orange pumpkin

Jam reacts to small pumpkin! (By sniffing it twice and then going back to sleep) cc @damnslippy.slippy.me

surprisingly, no, it's knit! Just looks crocheted

mom likes this color on me :)

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2 tiny ceramic sculptures of frogs on pumpkins.

Happy Halloween! 🎃

dang

i am making a fancy honey orchid smelling tea today and i keep just sniffing it instead of drinking it. which is fine probably? i'm still enjoying some aspect

who is this hank i only see a wise wizard!!!

but, and this is crucial, not too jewish(ly observant) for halloween ;D

i like holidays. thats why im jewish

Vintage postcard: pumpkin-headed man in a suit pulls a rope toward a small stone oven with a jack-o’-lantern face and smoking chimney; crescent moon above; “Oct 31st” text.

Vintage postcard: witch rides in a watermelon car driven by a grinning pumpkin-headed driver, with a black cat, bat, and crescent moon; citrus-slice wheels.

Vintage postcard: child on a broom teases a cone-hatted black cat popping out of a pumpkin and holding a letter; “Hallowe’en Greetings” text.

Vintage postcard: woman on a giant pumpkin watches small pumpkin-headed figures with pickle-like limbs dance under a starry sky; “Hallowe’en Night” text.

Happy All Hallows Eve! See our selection of Halloween postcards, ca. 1900-1920. Hobgoblins, joyous skeletons, and truly terrifying gourds... publicdomainreview.org/collection/h... #halloween

hell yeah this is adorable

this is why i don't read her horror, haha!

the fanciest wee childe!!

cuuute

spoopy crabs 🧵 for the holiday

A white person wearing a bright orange sweater with some white showing through in stripes

for hallowed ween I am a traffic barrel or cone or something. Basically I just wanted an excuse to wear this sweater

Jam does this all the time as well!

Cute!!

Ooooh cool

and my HEADPHONES are MALFUNCITONING and--anyway i'm gonna go whine at my brother it's time for family time bye

in my own defense office max has a store near me (yay) that doesn't seem to have star stickers in stock (boo) and does deliver (yay) but it's stupid expensive (boo) and anyway im upsetti

me, three minutes ago, visibly upset: i JUST WANNA buy STICKERS for my STAR CHART* iwthout supporting EVIL CORPORATIONS
pat: did you take your meds today.
me: you know what that's fair. but yes, i did.

*not the astrology kind the chore chart kind

hmm. can't say i recommend the pairing of peanut butter cup and turmeric spice tea

shroomscrolling! what a hashtag

anyway if any of you read the thing and want to discuss it hit me up i guess!! if you want to read it and are like "this is a baffling pdf situation" also let me know :P

remaining questions include "why am i reading this" (to generate thoughts, i guess? because it wouldn't leave me alone after finishing the book?) and "to what extent does this apply to me, a white jew, if a central piece is 'white supremacists claim me as kin; what if i claim them back'"