robbie aka. CannedLizard

The Eric Andre “why would you say something so controversial yet so brave” meme, but edited so it just says “why would you say something so controversial”

Not to mention the fundamental flaw of using stats from pre-integr…you know what, I don’t feel good about this joke, if it’s okay with y’all I’m going to hop off there

nothing will ever be as funny as Tay Zonday Plays Team Fortress 2

“Highly sexual demisexual” is the modern dating equivalent to George Orwell’s “lower-upper-middle class upbringing”

- A Woman Under the Influence (Cassavetes, 1974)

Some of y’all would make a line at this grave

“The world shall perish in the fires of war, 40 years from this day”

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

It infuriates me that as human-made porn is being increasingly censored across the board, AI porn is not only allowed, but celebrated. And AI porn exists because of stolen content from non-consenting, unpaid human pornographers. It's maddening.

The clip where you get the context at the end has me dying

Attn to @thetruesaltking.bsky.social and @hellcatazura.rip

If you wanna win, you’ve gotta build out your game plan further. Cover all your bases

Okay, I’m convinced, I like the Manfred Man

Okay, now let’s get you into this “strah-poodoo”

Okay…

…how do you want me to pronounce “strappado”?

[Not realizing it’s a meme] So uhhh, when’s the release?

the jays succeeded because their bodies were nourished by rich, flame grilled hot dogs, unlike the poor yankees who only had paltry boiled hot dogs to sustain them

True meaning of Transness

fascists: anyone not on my side should be imprisoned or killed

leftists: everyone deserves better, free healthcare, lower cost of living, higher wages. a better, more free world, for everyone

headlines: The fascists might be on to something, and leftists should learn from them

Cornbread is great! If it’s your first time making it: you’ve gotta mix the batter for a solid 5 minutes before baking - great use for a stand mixer, or an electric hand mixer

Yankees fans…can you explain this?

Musk, about to make cuts to the Department of the Interior:

The season where Godspeed You! Black Emperor provided the music and aesthetics was…different

I tried to scroll by this, but accidentally bookmarked it, which seemed like the most hostile action I could take on this post, so apologies for that

I feel like it comes from the same headspace as I had when I was in grade 9 geography class, looking at a map of the world divided into “developed / developing / third world”, seeing Israel listed as first world in the Middle East, and wondering “why we can’t build out from there?”

I love live service video games. Or armpit sex, not sure which is the more apt metaphor

They’re still id’ing us? 😩