protojman

Been thinking a lot about this over the last year as I figure out what a future without kids looks like. Good shout.

Hard Mode Quiz!

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?

Goodbye Pertwee hello Baker

Generally just by set using the Bundle boxes. Having them listed online means I know what I have and can just go to the box I need to find them. Sets combined where appropriate.

A character from the movie Orgasmo vowing never to do Hamster style anymore. The word "hamster" has been covered over and replaced with the word "Zebra"

Zebra! Zebra! Zebra! Zebra!

Saturday to myself checklist:
* catio cutting: done
* sweeping: done
* cookies: done and 1/3 eaten 😬
* bacon jam: cooking
* Weedeating: See subtask a
* subtask a fixing the weedeater: postponed

I hate app-first design cuz being on mobile feels like being on a snail on a tricycle to me, and being on PC feels like being a cheetah driving a corvette

"Oh sorry you can't do perfect drifts with your cheetah paws if you wanna use this feature tee hee"

Fuck off

Betrayal 💊🐕

I hope Secrets of Strixhaven next year has a Stone Rain with Learn called Turf Destruction as a nod to its legally-distinct IP influence.

Jon's Used Car Lot - Commander (Jon Irenicus, Shattered One) A deck created using Moxfield.

C'mon down to Jon's used car shop. We got beaters, heaters, and some of them are even breathers! #mtgcommander

moxfield.com/decks/qfozqs...

You need the most haunted commander show so there’d be plenty of spirits.

Molly Shannan was your mom!? 😛

Prince Gizzard and the Apprentice Lizard

Market too high

Frog came running up the path. “What is all this noise?” he asked.

“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.

“You are shouting too much,” said Frog. “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”

Pizza
Artifact - Food
When etb, +2 the loyalty of planeswalkers you control.

Time for Maxx Headroom

Finally, a sensible article.

Just a reminder that if you're working on the HBO Harry Potter show, or the audiobook, or making/buying licensed Harry Potter products, or covering *any* of the previously noted without mentioning JK Rowling's virulent and non-stop transphobia, this is what you're supporting:

Peggy was the first character I realized I loved to hate, and how different it felt than just not liking a character.

I can’t seem to build an artifact deck these days without thinking about Threefold Thunderhulk

Following up on yesterday, this is what famous actors empower when they expand Rowling’s legitimacy by acting in Harry Potter productions. Rowling doesn’t merely have skeevy opinions, she’s an active fanatic.

Stave Off {W} Instant Target creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Illustrated by Mark Zug

8/5 #scryfallrandom always reminds me of the strong bad song 'stave it off'

The final screen of a run of Hades that shows your boons and stats. This is the last one of these I'll see for a while.

I had just about given up on 100%ing Hades 1 but after just straight skipping Heat 12-15 I finally did it. I can play Hades II when it 1.0s guilt-free!!!!

a white woman with blonde wavy hair wearing a puffy dress is fist bumping a tall red ghostly woman creature

me accepting that my demons are a part of me and that they deserve love too

How much of an indecisionboard can fit in along a double sleeved deck?

Thinking about that year I played a bunch of Remedy games.