David Blue

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Dear hoomans of the interwebz:

A friend who you only hear from when they want/need something from you is not a friend.

You deserve better.

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Me the second I decide to indulge in an entire pizza:

“You have an audition! The role is ‘walking 8-pack made of protein and cardio dreams.”

It me.

Did I have too much coffee today? I don’t know. I think I always vibrate through walls. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Making red carpets look even better 🔥

Backstage at the #Emmys with this collection of stone-cold hotties. A fun night, surrounded by our wonderful industry. Happythankyoumoreplease. Next time, I’m coming home with an award.*

*ABC previously suggested my work as Cliff for nomination ;)
#film #tv

I’m a SAG Board Member • Television Academy • Actor • Writer • Director • Producer • Host •w Teacher • Audition Coach • Personal Trainer • Consultant • Streamer • Influencer • Editor • Web Designer

My resume is starting to look like an indecisive eight-year college senior with too much free time.

For those late to the party, I livestream 3-4 days a week on my channel - laughs, adventure, chats & hangs with the wonderful community. All are welcome. Free to follow (hit it now) & subbing has perks (giveaways, joining & more.) If you like RPG, FPS, spoopy, puzzles, or new friends… see ya there ❤️

Michigan Avenue right now.

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Humans have completely lost the ability to communicate.

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Is… does… does the sitting President think Gaza is in Portland?!

It’s still wild to think that thousands of people are hearing me in Star Wars Land at Disney every day, and I’ve yet to hear it in-person myself!

Is it a new moon?
Is it a street lamp?
Is it the Eye of Mordor?

Who can tell. Only the iPhone camera knows.

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Reminder: you can get away with anything, as long as you’re friends with the biggest asshole in the room.

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Not everybody has to agree with you. That’s not how the world works.

But only surrounding yourself with people that agree with you, and pretending that must mean nobody else exists, is peak 2025 human.

Suggesting A.I. to a performer is like telling a friend whose car was stolen to purchase it back from those who stole it, AFTER they chopped it, vaguely assembled it into a car-like shape, spray painted it neon puke, & inflated the price tenfold, all while using enough resources to end hunger.

You will. Enjoy! ❤️

Here. 😂

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When I say “I have a degree in Musical Theatre,” what I mean is: I WILL EMBARASS YOU… LOUDLY. AND IT IS IMMINENT.

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No. But fun! 🤗

Exactly. ❤️

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Being a hooman on Sandra Bullock’s ‘net is wild:

If a rando pops up to be a jerk on your content, responding kindly means you’re weak

If a rando is a jerk & you tell them to go away, it means you’re an asshole

Tell us, delicate trollflakes, what do YOU want us to do when you’re insufferable?

#taylorswift #taylor #LifeOfAShowgirl

tldr; go find people to discuss what you love. Far more effective use of time than seeking out new and exciting ways to be a douchcanoe. (Let alone a wildly wrong, disliked one. 🤷)