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14.10.2025 12:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The number of fans willing to let Tucker go and put Caissie in is maddening

13.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Wiki page for filmmaker Chris Columbus

Celebrating the reason for the season

09.10.2023 16:48 — 👍 30 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

Threendiana baby

12.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

friendst ended with CUBSR 6-0 INDIANA HOOSIERS is my Ibest friend

12.10.2025 11:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit

12.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make sure to cut a check to Uncle Pete for his senate campaigns

12.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And so ends Kyle Tucker’s tenure with the Cubs

12.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Moises, we haven’t given you an at bat, but please go save our season

12.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Craig is going to keep Ballesteros and Alcantara on the bench when half the lineup is hitting like .138

12.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

CUBS SCORE RUNS IN A GAME CUBS DON'T SCORE RUNS IN A GAME Perfectly balanced... imgflip.com ...As all things should be

This entire season

12.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Taking strike 3 looking with runners on really is the full Ian Happ experience

12.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Runs plz cubs

12.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet Jacob Misiorowski is clicking his lucky mechanical pencil in the dugout

12.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m happy I spelled medieval close enough for autocorrect to kick in correctly

12.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Daniel Palencia throws 102, but with the precision of medieval catapult

12.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cubs are at it again (making me mad)

12.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ian Happ wakes up after a good game at the plate and thinks “what if I just stop hitting entirely”

12.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Use Google AI to find spurious correlations

12.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jacob Misiorowski throws absolute lightning but also has the facial expression of a man who just realized he’s been microwaving a fork for 3 minutes

12.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, it’s all gravy after that game

11.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mentally preparing to switch to Cubs Posting

11.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So did they Give Up

11.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good news, Oklahoma fans: You're wearing the perfect colors to join the Hoosier bandwagon.

11.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 68 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Top 5 Indiana incoming

11.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paul Finebaum currently at DEFCON 2

11.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Indiana being good threatens 8-4 SEC teams’ god given right to be ranked top ten

11.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I fucking U

11.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

NEVER DAUNTED

11.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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11.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Uzi is a bad dog, Uzi gonna bite We shall not be moved. No parasán. Ne Oublie. #JFT97

Jesse O’Connell
@oconnell

Advancement at the American Council on Education. Del Ray dad and 2x Hoya. Books, baseball, beer, higher ed, and all things Alexandria. Subscribe to ALXtra: https://alxtra.ghost.io/

MLB Daily News
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Reposts MLB news from Underdog (x). by @spfcmel.bsky.social Support my work: PayPal/Wise: melissayulsa@gmail.com

Encyclopaedia Britannica
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Since 1768.

Kathleen Belew
@kathleenbelew

Historian of the white power movement, gun violence, the apocalypse. Coloradan. kathleenbelew.com Book coming soon! Home, at the End of the World (Random House) Posts reflect my own views only.

GregDaviesComedian
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Mark Watson
@watsoncomedian

Comedian and author. Quite a bit more, too. NEW NOVEL OUT: https://www.waterstones.com/book/one-minute-away/mark-watson/9780008347000

Taskmaster
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Official account for #Taskmaster. Watch full episodes on YouTube and Channel4.com.

Little Alex Horne
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from Taskmaster, The Horne Section and Chesham United, mainly.

THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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G Elliott Morris
@gelliottmorris.com

i run a data-driven website about politics called Strength In Numbers: gelliottmorris.com/subscribe wrote a book by the same name: wwnorton.com/books/Strength-in-Numbers polling averages at @fiftyplusone.news formerly @ 538 & The Economist. gardener

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Joel Osteen's tweets as they were meant to be. Carrying the torch for @JoelDongsteen@twitter.com

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Photo sharing bot for planetary and deep space images. Run by @kevinmgill.bsky.social Content providers added with permission.

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Bill Barnwell
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ESPN writer/yapper

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An obituary for characters that put some fun into consumerism, at least before they had to go away or became lost to obscurity. Often for the best. | Posts one mascot a day, reposts own posts regularly | DM for requests | run by @maxisherealso.bsky.social