PB Crook

Wait.
WAIT.
I am 56 freaking years old, and you mean to tell me the lyrics are actually “No one knows what it’s like to be the BAD man?!?!”

It’s NOT “Batman?!”

I. Am. Shooketh.

Leather bound, I hope.

Saaaaaaaame

a baby yoda from the mandalorian is laying in a blanket and says yay . Alt: Grogu from the Mandalorian is laying in a blanket and says yay .

I cannot WAIT for the 3+ hour Mando & Grogu trailer breakdown from @jowrotethis.bsky.social and Mallory Rubin on #HouseofR 😍😍 #BadBabies

An airbrushed tshirt that says “Flygirl” on it, with an image of a cassette tape.

That’s fantastic!

I'm 56. Our kids are 27, 21, 19, and 13. I've run the gamut from being one of the youngest parents in the car line to the oldest. It was always a treat when another child's mom referred to me as my daughter's grandfather. 🙃

That sucks, but best of luck, man. You've got this.

I do not know what a “Mr beast” is and you can’t make me learn.

They make Chelsea look absolutely stable.

Has a placekicker ever won MVP?

Guess he needed the paycheck

What was written on the ball?

It is. Even though my wife went to Bama too, everyone else in her family went to Clemson. Her dad was a head cheerleader in the 50s, and her brother was a trainer in the 80s. Hence the presence of a small amount of orange in her wardrobe. Lol

He’s so proud of them!!!

Kit Kat—a very silly, cute, and precious orange and white cat—lays upside down on the coach with her paws extended, while my wife works on her laptop.

Here. Have a look at Kit Kat, laying next to my wife. More acceptable than my Yeti.

I would post mine, but it’s in an Alabama Yeti, and you probably don’t want to see that.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Paul wearing a flamingo tie, checkered sport coat, and reading glasses. He has on a headset and is sitting backstage

Day two of having to wear a coat and tie and a headset backstage. “Cyberweek” continues. #EmmceeLyfe

What's the criteria for "greatest athlete?" We could be looking for a decathlete. We could be looking for a soccer player...water polo player...all-around gymnast...Bo Jackson?

The number of my colleagues who absolutely refuse to use Blackboard because they "can't figure it out" or "don't have time" infuriates me. It's just...willful ignorance. I mean, you're telling me you have an MFA or a PhD and you can't figure out how to post your syllabus? Miss me with that.

ISWYDT

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

That’s the most important thing, and so glad to hear it.

And fuck the corporate insurance-medical industrial complex

One thing I see liberal outlets giving ground on that I feel the need to correct: it’s impossible to “dox” a paid public official
By simply reporting their name, institutional role, and political affiliations

The only whistle that should be banned sits in the stands at Vanderbilt baseball games.

LOVE Rouses, and wish we had one here. But I will say, Lowes is awesome (for everything except steaks and pork chops—then it’s Publix here).

Outstanding!!

don’t even think about getting off the gas. run it til they stop it. drop 60 on their heads

That looks like a delicious coping mechanism!