I’m a #savant of doing nowt,
I tie my shoes the wrong way about.
Cooked a chicken, it came out a duck,
I tried to be clever but ran out of luck.
I juggled one ball, it fell on my head,
Tried weed the garden from my potting shed. #vss365
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Cyber Crypt Requiem is a haunted love letter to geek culture — where glitch meets gothic, satire fuses with code, and dead tech dreams whisper beneath neon tunes. #ChipTune #retrofuture #digitalfolklore #glitchgothic #ElectroPop #8Bit #RetroGaming #Geek
I’m a #savant of doing nowt,
I tie my shoes the wrong way about.
Cooked a chicken, it came out a duck,
I tried to be clever but ran out of luck.
I juggled one ball, it fell on my head,
Tried weed the garden from my potting shed. #vss365
I just realised 45 years ago, Fiona asked me to be her boyfriend, I said yes.
I never officially broke up with her; I guess we’re still together. Sorry for not getting back to you sooner Fiona. Call me.
Mine is Whoopsies.
01.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Murderbot is awesome! I think I will be writing a song about it.
01.07.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty clean then.
30.06.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@profanity.accountant what’s totes homie?
30.06.2025 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is rad!
30.06.2025 10:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Nostalgia is hitting all my soft spots… I’m itching to write a song dripping in 8-bit memories: joysticks, power-ups, and loading bars that never quite finish. Geeky, cheeky, and full of retro feels. Got any juicy memories worth turning into lyrics? Let’s plug in… #vss365
30.06.2025 10:27 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0An electro-pop love song set against a glitchy #starscape! Hazmat Heart is Sludge Vohaul’s sultry confession to Roger Wilco. A tale of lust, mops, and cosmic jealousy; who knew space janitors could break hearts? #SpaceQuest #vss365
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An electro-pop love song with a Space Quest #theme! Sludge Vohaul confesses his twisted passion for Roger Wilco through synths, jealousy, and mops. Evil never had such a catchy groove. #SpaceQuest #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #WIPSnips #Geekdom #Chiptune
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Move over, Candle in the Wind and My Heart Will Go On. There's a new love song in town and it's gonna mop the floor with you. Quite literally.
24.06.2025 21:25 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Thanks man :) Chuffed you like it.
24.06.2025 21:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A synth-drenched electro-pop love song from the villain’s lair: HAZMAT HEART is Sludge Vohaul’s steamy confession for Roger Wilco. An #enigma of lust, jealousy, and mops, set to a danceable groove. Who knew evil could feel this… juicy? #SpaceQuest #vss365 #chiptune #geekdom
youtu.be/Kqe-0MKVjVk?...
Here you go, fresh off the press — Imagine if Sludge did it all for his love for Roger… youtu.be/Kqe-0MKVjVk?...
24.06.2025 21:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1youtu.be/AUdmLXq695E?... I almost prefer this version from the movie Control.. just because the guys are all amateurs and the fella playing Ian had never acted before this movie.. pure quality 🙌💚🎶
24.06.2025 12:52 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0New song coming today! If you love Sierra games, especially Space Quest then you may like this one.
#SpaceQuest #RetroGames #NewMusic #Sierra #SierraOnline #ChipTune #Geekdom #GeekMusic #AdventureGames
I’m not going to whisper this: bombing the shit out of a country for “peace” is like fucking for virginity.
Trump did this for his own ego and blood lust!
#WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Definitely not Ken :)
19.06.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet his hair was awesome.
19.06.2025 14:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fun fact: You can never trust a word I say. I lie with a smile, spin truth into threadbare fiction, and make you doubt your own memories. If I’m speaking, assume the truth is hiding somewhere else if it exists at all.
#ComJunity
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #WritingPrompts
Gotta record it first. It’s written from the point of view of a girl who is in love with Roger. The most beautiful love song ever written I’d say 🤣
My Kings Quest rap is available though :)
It’s a double insult my dude. Guy with big dicks usually don’t put any effort in — they think they can just jackhammer. So they’re generally bad lovers. Plus taking a dig at the size of your wang.
Sorry.
I’ve just finished writing a song about SQ :)
17.06.2025 15:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Man this Space Quest Collectors Edition is going to be my current magnum opus. I am getting closer and closer everyday. Just so much work and design into this one. Again I would like to thank @spacequesthistorian.com and his discord for so much help. That community is amazing.
17.06.2025 15:21 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0I like reading through the writings from people on days when the prompt is a very obscure word. Today's is #susurrus and I'm not even going to pretend to know what it means. I could look it up, but that takes away from the fun of trying to work it out from context clues — I've still no idea. #vss365
17.06.2025 07:59 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Minuet is haunted by shame, regret, and the desire for change.
She sees Rose’s pain that forces her confronts her own broken past and vows to rediscover the #self she lost.
#vss365 #Musical #NewMusic
youtu.be/SyJgO1J4A7I
I’m a #team of one on most of my projects. Sometimes it’s hard to let people in. A few years ago I let a few people join me on a creative endeavour and I still regret it. What we ended up with was not my vision…
#WIPSnips
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
I think this is my favourite Depeche Mode music video:
#DepecheMode #ItsNoGood #MusicVideo
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