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when do y'all think the last time beyoncé touched a quarter was?

“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here

this like, 6 year old boy was yelling at his even younger sister calling her a "failed abortion" and i felt so bad for her bro where are your parentsss

i can't even get peace in sleep. no wonder i'm always exhausted

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pirating love is blind to see the trainwrecks without giving netflix money

i don't even know your mom's name

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

jimmy kimmel rapture supreme court nvidia tylenol autism

"is it too early for a shot?" i'm never getting out of the industry ;-; #hospitality

For All Mankind is just gayer Lost

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SO BAD.

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naltrexone

i didn't get to celebrate on tuesday so i guess the birthday blues are hitting me now and i can't even drink or sleep em away

What books shaped you in high school? Here's what you said More than 1,100 of you wrote to tell us about the books that broadened your horizons, that you kept through every move, that inspired you to become English majors, librarians, writers and teachers.

More than 1,100 of you wrote to tell us about the books that broadened your horizons, that you kept through every move, that inspired you to become English majors, librarians, writers and teachers.

what if stocks are down bc it happened

an old man smoked me out and gave me a valium and wasn't a creep. it can be done 😭

i'm right where you left me...

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i'm not manifesting or helping it along but i feel like i might die soon? if so, everything goes to Amber and Parker. my will is in my gmail account <3

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arugula

if people are listening to chris brown again, do we get to listen to kanye again or are only untalented people given a "pass?"

forever 2nd place

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Jooooooel McHale

the dreams !!!!

part of me's grown to love going to the laundromat

going to sleep before i kms