My kid is working on an ancient Egyptian artifact project. She decided to dress one of our cats up like Bastet. The cat was not thrilled, but did enjoy the churu bribe.

How is a baby able to move around the uterus during labor? 12 years ago I was forced to stay in bed because my child kept wiggling away from the heart monitor any time I was up and moving.
Happy birthday to my amazing kid.

Hey look, I made something pretty.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings." - Carroll

I don't want to be an oyster.