MischievousToto 🖤💜🤍💛

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

If you drive a 2025/2026 Tesla or still use X, there really isn't an excuse. You really are just an asshole that looks the other way.

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life?

#TwentyfiveFortyseven

So uh, is now a good time to learn hacking and join as many underground movements as possible or...

The whole Jimmy Kimmel thing only worked bc people TOOK ACTION.

Ideas have to transmit and spread but then the message has to make people move.

Nothing happens if nothing happens.

The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.

Please understand, the last 1/4th of Project 2025’s implementation will be the most jarring to the most people. Get ready.

Because white supremacy is a hell of a blindfold

ICE is hiring!

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No. A wealth tax won't solve everything. No one ever said it will.

But until we begin to challenge the power & wealth of the 1% - then we know this Labour government has been bought and paid for.

On the upside, that means no more rehashed sports games?

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Happy Pre-October if you celebrate

You don’t need to pay anything to “subscribe” to the immortal science of dialectical materialism

Good LORD

Tylenol fights back. Tylenol.com

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.

Today I'm seeing THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS w/ SpongeBob himself, my longtime friend TOM KENNY. I voice his archenemy, The Flying Dutchman-a swashbuckling pirate ghost. If you have even a fraction of the fun watching it as I had making it-You'll have the time of your life!!! 🤣 🧽 👍

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

A steel zippo lighter with the cover open

A socket wrench

A set of tongs

A clicky pen

“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!”

Explain these then:

The upcoming proposed rules surrounding NSFW art are bad and the Bsky mod team should feel bad.

Fellow artists: Remember that even if you don't make NSFW art, rules like these eventually come back to bite us all, especially if we make works about queerness.

If you are one of the almost 100 Dems who voted to honor the guy who said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake,

don’t bother asking Black people to vote for you, donate to you or canvass for you next year.

Don’t bother.

Please.

And don’t be shocked if you get a primary opponent.

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Under the First Amendment, the president doesn’t get to censor comedians, TV networks or political speech. Americans and our Constitution reject Kings, dictators and speech Commissars.

Rejecting the false narrative that frames trans people as a threat to women Trans people are increasingly being painted as a threat to women. We’re supporting Not In Our Name (NION) Women to fight back against this harmful narrative.

Rejecting the false narrative that frames trans people as a threat to women

NION Women are a collective of cisgender women refusing to let their identity be weaponised to justify discrimination against trans people, and they’re calling on women everywhere to join them.

A man very recently called for “involuntary lethal injection” for the mentally ill and the unhoused.

Literally talking about murdering other humans—and he still kept his job.

Brian Killmeade, Fox & Friends.

Hollywood unions and guilds can take collective action vs Disney/ABC for folding; Americans can call local TV affiliate stations to return Kimmel; Disney shareholders can reject quisling management; and House and Senate D leaders can also vow to impeach Carr if he is still around when they get majs

“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:

Map of Regional Public Health Coalitions Northeast Public Health Collaborative (Blue) West Coast Health Alliance (Yellow)

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.