hostile plant

Saturday definitely has the highest rate of me crying on my drive home from work

Coughed up a piece of phlegm that looked like a cockroach today

I wanna watch it now

The stuff my tv’s Home Screen is trying to get me to watch looks like the fake movies from 30 rock

Psychosis ticking up 📈

YouTube video by musicmineinc Coaltar of the deepers / Unlimber

youtu.be/ni2gChnEMso?...

I can’t stand when people who don’t need to use speech to text. I gotta spend all this time parsing the errors just cause you’re too lazy to type. Bitch fuck you

Getting double vaxxed today and taking extra strength Tylenol later to stack the autism

It’s crazy how mid everything gets when there’s a republican president

YouTube video by Irena Santor - Topic Powtorz mi

youtu.be/Fg4i81OTY4o?...

New jay just dropped 🔥

Lady at the grocery store congratulated me on my height

An ornate door frame carved from wood features two figures as caryatids, taking the place of columns. On the left, the god Saturn is clutching and eating a child; on the right, a bearded Jupiter is accompanied by an eagle, standing at his feet and spreading its wings. They stand on column bases containing their names, and above their heads are vases containing fruit and flowers, as would be typical for a caryatid.

From Burton Agnes Hall, a glorious late Elizabethan (1590s-1600s) country house near Bridlington, a riot of religious and moralising imagery with some classical moments, including a door jamb decorated with Saturn and Jupiter, in which Saturn is devouring a child...

You ever think about setting your house on fire and start sobbing ecstatically 🤔

What should I do for my September crashout this yer
Bleach my hair honey blonde?
Or get Botox at the dentist?

Pulling out a portable nail drill at work

It’s easy to forget that hurricane tornado season just started

🎶🎵screaming in the car, screaming in the car 🎵🎶

Vacationing in the mental state of someone who wants to drink raw milk in Florida in the summer

Film is such a vapid medium 😞 there’s more poetry in ntsb accident reports

5g is useless now. Put the woke back

Weak demand? I know that song….

finally buying some clothes

This new class of medications for dermatitis that my insurance refuses to pay for works really well 😍

Does anybody know of any countries not teeming with brainless hogs?

Finally at the Invisalign stage where my teeth are all lined up but my jaw is still crooked so I can’t chew properly

Florida dentists about to make up for all their crypto losses