NOOOOOOOO!
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@littlemxsurly.yharnam.singles
Yes I am trans. No I would not like to be in a threesome with your soon to be ex husband and yourself. Yes I would like a cookie please. Faustian bargain hunter since 1996 (etc.)
NOOOOOOOO!
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Oh my heart 💔
08.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Understand this - when Trump dies there will be parties in Canada. Full on street parties. Fuck, I’d be surprised if they didn’t happen right in front of the embassy that we’ve all taken to spitting on. Fuck the USA.
07.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was holding out for the non-default endings for Hollow Knight and realized I just don’t care enough to jump through those hoops - the requirements are a bit much. Fun game, weird difficulty spread especially when it comes to platforming but really well executed all the same
07.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yet another grey cat named Gladys!
Omg I also have a Gladys who appears to be the younger version of your Gladys. I’m in Canada and can’t use csh app but wish you two all the best 💜
07.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was the AWS network firewall vibe coded? I swear none of this shit works
06.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love dealing with Facebook marketplace. “I can do Tuesday and Thursday” “can you do Wednesday?”
06.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just saw MAGA redefined as “married and grindr active” and almost had another aneurism well done kids
05.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The US consumer is completely drained, and what did they do with all that cash they extracted from us? Lit it on fire to make a machine so advanced its the first ever computer that can't do math and spent the remaining scraps buying the media and presidency so people couldnt be mean about them
05.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 499 🔁 147 💬 1 📌 3Sleep analysis showing >11 fucking hours of quality sleep GO ME
WHO IS THIS PERSON. Three nights of notably, drastically improvised sleep in a row now…
05.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’ve just cemented my evening thank you!
04.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I personally think this is one of the best videos I’ve ever made, however, the algorithm does not like it. #warhammer40k
04.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 1Sweet donair
04.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m gonna spend a few hours this weekend seeing if I can just block the API in my router
04.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cult of Personality performed in Brooklyn on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com
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Congratulations 💜
03.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like there are zero products that work as advertised anymore. Zero. No exceptions. Absolutely everything is now a lie -we are in a post truth world so nobody gives a fuck anymore & there’s no repercussions, there’s no accountability, we’re all just hurtling towards annihilation going weeee
03.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0this thing has reminders for monthly cleaning but after one week it was disgusting! People can’t be trusting the timetable they recommend it’ll kill your cats man
03.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So I’ve had a Catit cat water fountain for awhile now but recently updated to the newer version with UV filtering. I still wash everything weekly but missed last week because of the hospital drama and I went to do it today and it was just full of algae 😭
03.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m a problem solver.
02.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dating site that matches based on estimated years till death.
02.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0U did for a bit but it took too long :) then I just stopped dreaming for years. It’s a new thing their returning
02.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look here - these fucking degens are NOT the majority and when you push back they will fold like the 10-play dipshits they are
02.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These nightmares about going blind can stop anytime now thanks
02.10.2025 04:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me: *invents time machine just to travel to the Zellers diner in Spryfield in Halifax Nova Scotia 1998*
Me: wow this is shit I love it
Italy showing the world how it’s done
01.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are gonna be the ugliest fucking sobs like those red faced police gibbons who break down when they’re brought up on murder charges
01.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As depressed as I am I cannot imagine being so depressed that this seems like a good idea holy shit.
01.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0