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Yes I am trans. No I would not like to be in a threesome with your soon to be ex husband and yourself. Yes I would like a cookie please. Faustian bargain hunter since 1996 (etc.)

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Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’ Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

NOOOOOOOO!

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07.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 60    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 1

Oh my heart 💔

08.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Understand this - when Trump dies there will be parties in Canada. Full on street parties. Fuck, I’d be surprised if they didn’t happen right in front of the embassy that we’ve all taken to spitting on. Fuck the USA.

07.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was holding out for the non-default endings for Hollow Knight and realized I just don’t care enough to jump through those hoops - the requirements are a bit much. Fun game, weird difficulty spread especially when it comes to platforming but really well executed all the same

07.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Yet another grey cat named Gladys!

Yet another grey cat named Gladys!

Omg I also have a Gladys who appears to be the younger version of your Gladys. I’m in Canada and can’t use csh app but wish you two all the best 💜

07.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was the AWS network firewall vibe coded? I swear none of this shit works

06.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love dealing with Facebook marketplace. “I can do Tuesday and Thursday” “can you do Wednesday?”

06.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just saw MAGA redefined as “married and grindr active” and almost had another aneurism well done kids

05.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The US consumer is completely drained, and what did they do with all that cash they extracted from us? Lit it on fire to make a machine so advanced its the first ever computer that can't do math and spent the remaining scraps buying the media and presidency so people couldnt be mean about them

05.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 499    🔁 147    💬 1    📌 3
Sleep analysis showing >11 fucking hours of quality sleep GO ME

Sleep analysis showing >11 fucking hours of quality sleep GO ME

WHO IS THIS PERSON. Three nights of notably, drastically improvised sleep in a row now…

05.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’ve just cemented my evening thank you!

04.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I personally think this is one of the best videos I’ve ever made, however, the algorithm does not like it. #warhammer40k

04.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 1

Sweet donair

04.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m gonna spend a few hours this weekend seeing if I can just block the API in my router

04.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Living Colour – Cult of Personality
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Living Colour – Cult of Personality

Cult of Personality performed in Brooklyn on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com

youtu.be/MfY7jG-3rlE?...

03.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 215    🔁 48    💬 14    📌 6

Congratulations 💜

03.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like there are zero products that work as advertised anymore. Zero. No exceptions. Absolutely everything is now a lie -we are in a post truth world so nobody gives a fuck anymore & there’s no repercussions, there’s no accountability, we’re all just hurtling towards annihilation going weeee

03.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

this thing has reminders for monthly cleaning but after one week it was disgusting! People can’t be trusting the timetable they recommend it’ll kill your cats man

03.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So I’ve had a Catit cat water fountain for awhile now but recently updated to the newer version with UV filtering. I still wash everything weekly but missed last week because of the hospital drama and I went to do it today and it was just full of algae 😭

03.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m a problem solver.

02.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dating site that matches based on estimated years till death.

02.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

U did for a bit but it took too long :) then I just stopped dreaming for years. It’s a new thing their returning

02.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Look here - these fucking degens are NOT the majority and when you push back they will fold like the 10-play dipshits they are

02.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These nightmares about going blind can stop anytime now thanks

02.10.2025 04:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me: *invents time machine just to travel to the Zellers diner in Spryfield in Halifax Nova Scotia 1998*
Me: wow this is shit I love it

01.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Italy showing the world how it’s done

01.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are gonna be the ugliest fucking sobs like those red faced police gibbons who break down when they’re brought up on murder charges

01.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As depressed as I am I cannot imagine being so depressed that this seems like a good idea holy shit.

01.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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